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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
unhinged factory reset button ticket booth
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
insane place of business
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
arousing set
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Drab talented masturbator
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
unhinged factory reset button ticket booth
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Drab talented masturbator
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Drab talented masturbator
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Drab talented masturbator
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
unhinged factory reset button ticket booth
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Drab talented masturbator
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
irradiated cruise ship hissy fit
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
irradiated cruise ship hissy fit
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Soul-stirring Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen
  04/08/25
that's rude
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
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unhinged factory reset button ticket booth
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Beady-eyed haunting skinny woman field
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Drab talented masturbator
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
fragrant chest-beating lay psychic
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/08/25
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unhinged factory reset button ticket booth
  04/08/25
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Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
unhinged factory reset button ticket booth
  04/09/25
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unhinged factory reset button ticket booth
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
contagious shivering institution
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Ocher office gaming laptop
  04/09/25
Ty
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/09/25
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Grizzly bipolar kitty
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Onyx stead
  04/09/25
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Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Topaz trip orchestra pit
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
know-it-all roommate goal in life
  05/02/25
...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  05/12/25
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Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Ocher office gaming laptop
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
irradiated cruise ship hissy fit
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
irradiated cruise ship hissy fit
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Orange spectacular dilemma
  06/03/25
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Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  06/26/25
OP?
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  06/27/25
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Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  07/09/25
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Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  07/31/25
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Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Orange spectacular dilemma
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: unhinged factory reset button ticket booth

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: insane place of business

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: arousing set

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Drab talented masturbator

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: unhinged factory reset button ticket booth

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Drab talented masturbator

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Drab talented masturbator

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Drab talented masturbator

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: unhinged factory reset button ticket booth

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Drab talented masturbator

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship hissy fit

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship hissy fit

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Whorehouse Liquid Oxygen

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: unhinged factory reset button ticket booth



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed haunting skinny woman field

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Drab talented masturbator

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating lay psychic

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: unhinged factory reset button ticket booth



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: unhinged factory reset button ticket booth

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: unhinged factory reset button ticket booth



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: contagious shivering institution

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Ocher office gaming laptop

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Grizzly bipolar kitty



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Onyx stead

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Topaz trip orchestra pit

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: know-it-all roommate goal in life

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Ocher office gaming laptop

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: irradiated cruise ship hissy fit

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: irradiated cruise ship hissy fit

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Orange spectacular dilemma

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Floppy Avocado Market National Security Agency

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Orange spectacular dilemma

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49331552)