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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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comical low-t lodge
  06/27/25
i support islam now
vivacious red meetinghouse jew
  06/27/25
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Pearly hunting ground hairy legs
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Frozen Pozpig
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
comical low-t lodge
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Frozen Pozpig
  06/27/25
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harsh property
  06/27/25
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Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea
  06/27/25
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alcoholic space
  06/27/25
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diverse home
  06/27/25
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diverse home
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
nubile abode boistinker
  06/27/25
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Claret sound barrier associate
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Mustard School Cafeteria Jewess
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Frozen Pozpig
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea
  06/27/25
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Mildly Autistic Aromatic Son Of Senegal Station
  06/27/25
It's both
adventurous public bath new version
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alcoholic space
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
puce trip point
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
cerise zombie-like athletic conference
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
vivacious red meetinghouse jew
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
vibrant charcoal sanctuary
  06/27/25
lmfao
Mustard School Cafeteria Jewess
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
swollen cuck
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
alcoholic space
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
swollen cuck
  06/27/25
lmao
diverse home
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Frozen Pozpig
  06/27/25
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mahogany 180 idea he suggested reading party
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
diverse home
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
ebony menage
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
diverse home
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
ebony menage
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
alcoholic space
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
swollen cuck
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
diverse home
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
alcoholic space
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Indigo Shrine Partner
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Dark School
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
comical low-t lodge
  06/27/25
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comical low-t lodge
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
puce trip point
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
demanding range
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
godawful hairraiser mediation tattoo
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Yellow tripping candlestick maker den
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
aphrodisiac ruddy chad
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
demanding range
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Umber Balding Plaza Codepig
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
cerise zombie-like athletic conference
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
diverse home
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
aphrodisiac ruddy chad
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
demanding range
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: comical low-t lodge



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: vivacious red meetinghouse jew

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Pearly hunting ground hairy legs



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Frozen Pozpig

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: comical low-t lodge

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Frozen Pozpig

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: harsh property



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: alcoholic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: diverse home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: diverse home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: nubile abode boistinker

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Claret sound barrier associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Jewess

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Frozen Pozpig

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aromatic Son Of Senegal Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: adventurous public bath new version

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: alcoholic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: puce trip point

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: cerise zombie-like athletic conference

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: vivacious red meetinghouse jew

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: vibrant charcoal sanctuary

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Mustard School Cafeteria Jewess

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: swollen cuck

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: alcoholic space

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: swollen cuck

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: diverse home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Frozen Pozpig

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: mahogany 180 idea he suggested reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: diverse home

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: ebony menage

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: diverse home

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: ebony menage

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Copper Stimulating Corner Marketing Idea

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: alcoholic space

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: swollen cuck

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: diverse home

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: alcoholic space

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Indigo Shrine Partner

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Dark School

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: comical low-t lodge

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: comical low-t lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: puce trip point

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: demanding range

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: godawful hairraiser mediation tattoo

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Yellow tripping candlestick maker den

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy chad

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: demanding range

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Umber Balding Plaza Codepig

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: cerise zombie-like athletic conference

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: diverse home

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy chad

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: demanding range

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49055482)