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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
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  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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We’ve all been there
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Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: zombie-like submissive set halford

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: maize glittery marketing idea

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: zombie-like submissive set halford

lol bro you never forget that.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Fragrant filthy factory reset button



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: curious twinkling office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Disgusting potus

We’ve all been there

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: zombie-like submissive set halford

The giver or the taker lol

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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: sepia disturbing stag film

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Fragrant filthy factory reset button



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Puce naked locale



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: onyx thriller plaza headpube



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Supple free-loading area



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: lascivious corner coffee pot



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: impressive gas station pozpig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: startling keepsake machete



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: zombie-like submissive set halford



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Sickened Incel Juggernaut



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nursing home



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Dull really tough guy



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Racy national



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: twisted garrison



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Cracking hospital international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible insane crackhouse

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: maize glittery marketing idea



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Big liquid oxygen

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: zombie-like submissive set halford

Hence “closest”

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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: maize glittery marketing idea



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Big liquid oxygen

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Fragrant filthy factory reset button

It is what it is.

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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bright heady theater stage cuckoldry

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: zombie-like submissive set halford

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal pit trump supporter



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: dashing parlour deer antler

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Fragrant filthy factory reset button



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: flushed wonderful toilet seat

Woah Cr

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nursing home



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Bearded church building

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Sickened Incel Juggernaut



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Exciting therapy

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nursing home

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: zombie-like submissive set halford

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: maize glittery marketing idea



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: diverse smoky gunner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: maize glittery marketing idea

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Rose confused base

(who did it)

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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Fragrant filthy factory reset button



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: sable property

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: infuriating walnut indian lodge selfie

which dad tp

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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: excitant trust fund house

better luck next time!

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