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Tips and tricks for avoiding "cumshots" when opening yogurt?
| Racy Orange Community Account Parlour | 05/11/26 |
| transparent disturbing resort sound barrier | 05/11/26 |
| floppy naked bawdyhouse doctorate | 05/11/26 |
| Amber Big-titted Site | 05/11/26 |
| slate bateful internal respiration | 06/18/26 |
| Learning disabled hall | 06/18/26 |
| soul-stirring chapel | 06/18/26 |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Racy Orange Community Account Parlour When opening yogurt, often the yogurt has a vacuum effect that results in a "cumshot" when it pops, splattering yogurt on you. Needless to say, this can get quite messy! My best practices: - do NOT shake the yogurt before opening (this effectively "jacks off" the yogurt, making it much more likely to blow its load) - point it AWAY from you while opening (this ensures any "cumshot" splatters onto the floor or table - not ideal but easier cleanup than your shirt or face!) - hold a napkin in front of the yogurt while opening (this is effectively like nutting into a Kleenex, which isn't always sufficient for big loads)
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: transparent disturbing resort sound barrier Try to catch it in your mouth so it makes less mess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49880461) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: floppy naked bawdyhouse doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49880488) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Amber Big-titted Site Hold the cup by the base and then stick your tongue out in case it splatters toward your face. Sometimes it'll get in your eyes, so be careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49880467) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: slate bateful internal respiration Damn it. Followed these tips but still got splashed by an "aftershock" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49946816) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Learning disabled hall yum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865918&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49946818) |
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Date: June 18th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: soul-stirring chapel *huge* yogurt fan here, this happens to me all the time. I'm always walking around with little white splatters on my clothes haha!
anyway I would suggest rather than ripping the foil, take a knife and cut around the edge. Or even just make a little knifepoint perforation, which gives you that "hiss" and releases the vacuum.
either way a little "cumshot" on your clothes is a small price to pay for delicious greek yogurt mmm hmm |