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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Hot corn cake
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Hot corn cake
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Hot corn cake
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Hot corn cake
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Hot corn cake
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Hot corn cake
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Hot corn cake
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Hot corn cake
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Hot corn cake
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
snowy hideous multi-billionaire plaza
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
odious flushed den digit ratio
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
odious flushed den digit ratio
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Vigorous doobsian hospital
  05/22/26
His moniker?
razzle twisted piazza
  05/22/26
Colt
odious flushed den digit ratio
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mind-boggling pistol principal's office
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rebellious mental disorder
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Vengeful Vivacious Black Woman
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gold lodge
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Concupiscible Cuckold
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
shimmering house-broken kitty
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
mind-boggling pistol principal's office
  05/22/26
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disrespectful senate
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
mind-boggling pistol principal's office
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Vigorous doobsian hospital
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
mind-boggling pistol principal's office
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Rambunctious Church Building
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
white misanthropic public bath weed whacker
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
fiercely-loyal business firm sneaky criminal
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Vengeful Vivacious Black Woman
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Concupiscible Cuckold
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
out-of-control sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Vengeful Vivacious Black Woman
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
shimmering house-broken kitty
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
snowy hideous multi-billionaire plaza
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odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
lascivious toaster
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odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Flatulent floppy theater
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Vigorous doobsian hospital
  05/24/26
mods
hilarious mischievous partner
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Racy mentally impaired macaca
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
slap-happy newt
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Racy mentally impaired macaca
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Amazing 🐶
slap-happy newt
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Offensive supple resort
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Racy mentally impaired macaca
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Pearl wagecucks alpha
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/22/26
lol
snowy hideous multi-billionaire plaza
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
lascivious toaster
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
flickering skinny woman
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
odious flushed den digit ratio
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
flickering skinny woman
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Link?
odious flushed den digit ratio
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
flickering skinny woman
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Passionate federal dog poop
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
odious flushed den digit ratio
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
odious flushed den digit ratio
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
VacuFit
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
odious flushed den digit ratio
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Charismatic brunch codepig
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
odious flushed den digit ratio
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
flickering skinny woman
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Orange Hell Round Eye
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Killself seems appropriate
cerebral home police squad
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
stimulating abode national security agency
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
odious flushed den digit ratio
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AI
Concupiscible Cuckold
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Vigorous doobsian hospital
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Slippery clear space
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
VacuFit
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Talented Trailer Park
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
odious flushed den digit ratio
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Racy mentally impaired macaca
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
fragrant queen of the night
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Hot corn cake

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Hot corn cake

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Hot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Hot corn cake



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: snowy hideous multi-billionaire plaza

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian hospital



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: razzle twisted piazza

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol principal's office



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: rebellious mental disorder



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Vengeful Vivacious Black Woman



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: gold lodge



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cuckold

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken kitty

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol principal's office

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: disrespectful senate



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol principal's office

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian hospital

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol principal's office

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious Church Building

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: white misanthropic public bath weed whacker

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal business firm sneaky criminal

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Vengeful Vivacious Black Woman

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cuckold

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: out-of-control sweet tailpipe

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Vengeful Vivacious Black Woman

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: shimmering house-broken kitty

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: snowy hideous multi-billionaire plaza

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: lascivious toaster

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Flatulent floppy theater

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian hospital

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: hilarious mischievous partner

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Racy mentally impaired macaca

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: slap-happy newt

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Racy mentally impaired macaca

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: slap-happy newt

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Offensive supple resort

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Racy mentally impaired macaca

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Pearl wagecucks alpha

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: snowy hideous multi-billionaire plaza

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: lascivious toaster

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: flickering skinny woman

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: flickering skinny woman

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: flickering skinny woman

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Passionate federal dog poop

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: VacuFit

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Charismatic brunch codepig

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: flickering skinny woman

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Orange Hell Round Eye

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: cerebral home police squad

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: stimulating abode national security agency

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cuckold

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian hospital

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Slippery clear space

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: VacuFit

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Talented Trailer Park

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: odious flushed den digit ratio

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Racy mentally impaired macaca

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: fragrant queen of the night

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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