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Hypo: you get 12 rushing attempts in NFL, could you finish with > 0 yards?
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: stirring effete hall masturbator Yes or no, and why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940837) |
Date: June 15th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: talented fat ankles dysfunction do I get to choose down/distance/playcall or are we assuming I'm put in as backup RB and have to run whatever plays the coach happens to call? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940864) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: stirring effete hall masturbator these are your carries and the games they occur in
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: talented fat ankles dysfunction oh in that case easily yes. if the coach is still trusting me with carries that late into the season, in one-score games, (even if only one a game) then I must have at least a >0 ypc avg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940905) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:53 PM Author: stirring effete hall masturbator At your current age and physique? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940942) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:55 PM Author: talented fat ankles dysfunction I trust the coach's judgment; analytics and such (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940947) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:59 PM Author: stirring effete hall masturbator This is 31 year old Reggie Bush's final season he finished wirh -3 yards rushing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940966) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: talented fat ankles dysfunction cr but he was long since coasting off of reputation. for me to earn those carries I must have really shown something in practice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940979) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Self-centered Lay do my opponents know?
if so no |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: stirring effete hall masturbator Know what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940904) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: Self-centered Lay that i specifically am trying to do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940907) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:48 PM Author: stirring effete hall masturbator They know every running back is trying to gain positive yards I'm pretty sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49940925) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Self-centered Lay yeah but do they know im trying to do this as a fat balding 50yo shitlawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941115) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM Author: Hilarious orchestra pit rigor No it’s a good question. Like if it’s 3rd and 10 and they stop him for two yards in a normal game they’ll consider that a win or wonder wtf the other team is doing. If they’re like shit we can’t let this guy get even one yard the op doesn’t stand a chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941131) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM Author: Self-centered Lay (guy who gets it) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941134) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: 180 Menage otoh, for the other rbs on the team they will have studied film and know what to look for. i’m coming in as an unknown quantity and they have no idea how to best defend against me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941322) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: mauve codepig totally depends on my offensive line. it's not like i'm doing any barry sanders moves to juke the guy in the hole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941121) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM Author: Cordovan Principal's Office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QJvuW2spJE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941151) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:59 PM Author: mauve codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941187) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM Author: Cordovan Principal's Office Very high chance of success for me assuming: (a) I get a few plays where I don't rush (so the opposing team doesn't decide to go all out to stop me behind the line whenever I'm in the game) and (b) I don't have to run any sweeps, reverses, etc. (which would have a high chance of getting me caught behind the line).
RBs get forward progress. And RBs are very rarely met behind the line on a run between the tackles. You just gotta hit the hole quickly. Stats below--and a big portion of the figures in that stat are probably zero yard runs, sweeps/reverse, or delayed handoffs.
From Twitter:
% of RB runs to gain 0 or fewer yds
29% - PIT, ARI 28% - LAR 27% - NYJ 26% - LV 25% - HOU 24% 23% - DET 22% - TB 21% - BAL, CLE, SEA 20% - KC 19% - GB, NE 18% - NO 17% - IND, MIN, NYG, CAR, ATL 16% - LAC, DAL, MIA, CHI 15% - DEN 14% - TEN, CIN 13% - JAX 12% 11% - WAS 10% - SF 9% - BUF 8% 7% 6% 5% - PHI |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:18 PM Author: Hilarious orchestra pit rigor Oh wait haha no idea why but I didn’t think in the op if you lose yards it counts against you. Thought the whole op was could you even gain one yard. This is a definite no. |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 11:13 PM Author: razzle plum gaping If you fumble on contact behind the line you won't lose any yards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941577) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: Mahogany Dingle Berry Just run tosses or sweeps. If you break one off for 40 yards, then you can just do draws to keep from losing any yards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941200) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: mauve codepig lol if it's tosses/sweeps, no way any of us would end up positive - would be a fatality or two also (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941461) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: stirring effete hall masturbator Yeah just call your own plays as 44 year old bald lawyer running back, one weird trick offensive coordinators hate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941475) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:24 AM Author: talented fat ankles dysfunction this is basically Ken Stabler in the late 70s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941771) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Dashing Coral Laser Beams Kitchen Fuck no. Zero chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941211) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: lilac excitant parlour azn I think you need to consider that most XO posters would be dead after way less than 12 carries worth of punishment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941218) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: Dashing Coral Laser Beams Kitchen You get it. I'm reading this as no option to just quit earlier than 12 attempts. In that case, there is zero chance for me
Ok, being a lawyer, there is a chance. Get lucky and get some positive yardage in the first 3 or so plays. After that' just fumble every handoff without ever taking control
But if we play this out like I think the hypo intends, there's 0 chance for me |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:27 PM Author: rose field haunted graveyard lol more like how many rings would i win just rushing in taht game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941253) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Drunken boyish station Easily. Not only that, but I'd perform so well that I'd receive a franchise tag.
...is this a serious question? |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM Author: Mahogany Dingle Berry I thought of one thing that could sabotage me. If the coach called a trick play where I passed the ball and I took a sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874526&forum_id=2\u0026hid=#49941685) |