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Is there a profession that attracts compulsive liars more than Security?

Every security guard, if you decide to talk to them like hum...
Ivory curious orchestra pit
  07/07/24
Wow they are frauds
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Amethyst vivacious associate coffee pot
  07/07/24
Lawyers are highly trustworthy individuals.
Ivory curious orchestra pit
  07/08/24
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yapping multi-colored gaming laptop
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I enjoy talking to proles.
Ivory curious orchestra pit
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a lot of famous writers/artists have been security guards. j...
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I actually met one of the worst bullshitters when I took a s...
Ivory curious orchestra pit
  07/08/24
Real question is why are you doing all this "looking up...
yapping multi-colored gaming laptop
  07/08/24
I trust but verify.
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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit

Every security guard, if you decide to talk to them like human beings for a bit, seems to have this weird complex about how lame their lives are and start spewing the most obvious, often easily disprovable flame.

Examples:

- Guy said he had a bachelor's in computer science and it never did anything for him. I looked him up and it turned out he had dropped out of community college.

- Guy told me he had a security company and he was only working for Securitas because of the health benefits. I looked it up and it turned out that his 'company' was a Facebook page with a single post about how to keep your password safe.

- Guy told me that public offenses in California can be prosecuted by individuals without the approval of the district attorney.

- Guy insisted that NICS goes through the Department of Defense, not the Department of Justice. Also that prison guards make more than police officers.

- Woman had her security badge covered up and when I asked about it she said that it was because her position was classified.

- Woman had this elaborate backstory about how she was the adopted Russian child of a British ambassador who lived in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

Any other professions that attract people like this? I don't mean something inherent to the profession like Law, where you're advancing spurious positions because it's the best you can do to defend your client's interests, but one that attracts the personality type that gets you to do this.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: ungodly telephone hospital

Wow they are frauds

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Date: July 7th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit



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Date: July 7th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit



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Date: July 7th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: talented rough-skinned business firm keepsake machete

Sales

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Date: July 7th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Vibrant macaca senate

HR

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Date: July 7th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Amethyst vivacious associate coffee pot

law

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit

Lawyers are highly trustworthy individuals.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: maize laughsome sanctuary

(guy who just goes around calling out security guards like it's a job

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: yapping multi-colored gaming laptop



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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit

I enjoy talking to proles.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: maize laughsome sanctuary

a lot of famous writers/artists have been security guards. jack kerouac, stephen malkmus, jg ballard, david foster wallace, et al. so you never know. one could caricature you unflatteringly one day as revenge for your condescension.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit

I actually met one of the worst bullshitters when I took a security guard job for a single day back in 2019. (I took the job as a sort of cultural anthropology thing and just quit after my first shift.) I think this makes me part of the Security Fraternity, as it were.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: yapping multi-colored gaming laptop

Real question is why are you doing all this "looking up"

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit

I trust but verify.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: scarlet church friendly grandma

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:46 PM
Author: Ivory curious orchestra pit

tp

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Date: July 8th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Exciting masturbator



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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: pale aromatic state rigor



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