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blue police squad roast beef
  10/05/25
Who hurt you?
slap-happy nibblets
  10/05/25
Your mothers rank fetid fuckhold
blue police squad roast beef
  10/05/25
Well, that is my Creator
slap-happy nibblets
  10/05/25
I'd probably extend the sabbath to Friday as well
up-to-no-good peach fortuitous meteor sex offender
  10/05/25
the rosh hashana / yom kippur liturgy is all about this. how...
titillating cyan heaven
  10/05/25
That’s what made me write OP Neilah is 18000000
blue police squad roast beef
  10/05/25
unetaneh tokef gives me chills every time i read it. god cou...
titillating cyan heaven
  10/05/25
Okay, but he's the omnipotent/omniscient one and he created ...
Nudist adventurous useless brakes
  10/05/25
very good point. BUT i think the response is that we're not ...
titillating cyan heaven
  10/06/25
You don't know that any of that is true and there's no reaso...
Self-centered sepia orchestra pit milk
  10/06/25
Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd ...
brindle dysfunction athletic conference
  10/06/25
God admitted the original designs were actually SPS by the d...
blue police squad roast beef
  10/06/25


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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: blue police squad roast beef



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: slap-happy nibblets

Who hurt you?

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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: blue police squad roast beef

Your mothers rank fetid fuckhold

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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: slap-happy nibblets

Well, that is my Creator

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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good peach fortuitous meteor sex offender

I'd probably extend the sabbath to Friday as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49327569)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: titillating cyan heaven

the rosh hashana / yom kippur liturgy is all about this. how we're so bad that god could easily just give up on us and send us to hell, but he has mercy and gives us another chance and allows us a day of forgiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49327592)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: blue police squad roast beef

That’s what made me write OP

Neilah is 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49327618)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: titillating cyan heaven

unetaneh tokef gives me chills every time i read it. god counting us like flock on his pasture, who will live and who will die before his predestined time, who will die by the sword, who by starvation, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49327980)



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Date: October 5th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Nudist adventurous useless brakes

Okay, but he's the omnipotent/omniscient one and he created us. At some point you have to blame the designer for how flawed his creations are. When a Boeing crashes, you don't blame the plane, it's the STEMfag who designed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49327982)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: titillating cyan heaven

very good point. BUT i think the response is that we're not machines. we're different from boeing planes. we're different from every other species that god created. god created us in the image of himself, and gave us free will -- which makes us unlike machines or dogs or insects or any other creature. he intentionally made us with an evil inclination.

i guess that begs the question of why would he bother to create us with free will -- where we have this constant battle between our good inclination and our evil inclination. i dunno. because he wants us to overcome our evil inclination and become perfect like him? tough stuff...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49328184)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Self-centered sepia orchestra pit milk

You don't know that any of that is true and there's no reason to believe that it is

The acrobatics to justify an asshole designer are as incredible and they are indicative that, if there was a designer, the design is SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49328219)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: brindle dysfunction athletic conference

Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49328234)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: blue police squad roast beef

God admitted the original designs were actually SPS by the destruction(s) of the world prior to this and also Moses has to convince him a bunch of times not to kill off the Jews in the desert a few times and just reset from his nutsack

I think we can all agree a lot of it is absolute shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783483&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49329084)