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ITT: We Predict Disco Fries’ Death Date

Let’s use the wisdom of the crowds to provide Disco Fr...
Curious infuriating affirmative action
  09/26/25
November 27, 2035, massive heart attack
Razzmatazz pocket flask
  09/26/25
February 4, 2033 - Disco dies in the hospital from sepsis af...
Curious infuriating affirmative action
  09/26/25
May 4th, 2042
cyan gas station
  09/26/25
July 1, 2085
Thriller Water Buffalo Casino
  09/26/25
Lmfao.
Curious infuriating affirmative action
  09/26/25
Late night July 5th, 2031. Heart attacked after a huge BBQ o...
Poppy abusive center
  09/26/25
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Curious infuriating affirmative action
  09/26/25
His last words: “I nailed the smoke ring.”
Poppy abusive center
  09/26/25
March 8, 2027. RSF starts making "BBQ threads" ...
splenetic beady-eyed trailer park depressive
  09/26/25
Other winking XO logins: Don Barzini Patrick Ham Christ...
Poppy abusive center
  09/26/25
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Razzmatazz pocket flask
  09/26/25
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peeface
  09/27/25
Feb 27, 2036: dead from jelly fish attack while paddleboardi...
cordovan contagious spot nowag
  09/26/25
will the fat fuck survive his self outting?
my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am
  09/27/25
Fucker won't make it out of the 2020s. Give me 2028. March 8...
Fucking Fuckface
  09/27/25


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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Curious infuriating affirmative action

Let’s use the wisdom of the crowds to provide Disco Fries some much needed motivation (which he will completely ignore).

Post the exact date on which you expect Disco to die. Bonus prize for accurately predicting cause. Winner gets dinner with CSLG, who is also responsible for resolving the contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305180)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pocket flask

November 27, 2035, massive heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305186)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Curious infuriating affirmative action

February 4, 2033 - Disco dies in the hospital from sepsis after catching an infection while in hospital for flame up of his gout.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305183)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: cyan gas station

May 4th, 2042

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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Thriller Water Buffalo Casino

July 1, 2085

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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Curious infuriating affirmative action

Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305200)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Poppy abusive center

Late night July 5th, 2031. Heart attacked after a huge BBQ on the 4th. Sneaking leftovers in the garage on the night of the 5th and is discovered face down in a pile of mushy brisket by his children on the morning of the 6th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305203)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Curious infuriating affirmative action



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Date: September 26th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Poppy abusive center

His last words: “I nailed the smoke ring.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49306309)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: splenetic beady-eyed trailer park depressive

March 8, 2027.

RSF starts making "BBQ threads" which are intended to mock discofries. He posts pics of huge cuts of meat he is smoking and making threads like "Check out this SHANK on my Weber Kettle, disco fries, ur response 'little' guy?" They are perfectly grilled.

Unbeknownst to posters RSF has chained discofries up in the basement of his Luxury MFH Apartment and is cutting limbs off him for his BBQ peices. RSF snapped after disco fries takes several more shorts at him on xo.

RSF is given probation after being found out. Xo logs into the Zoom hearing with names like "Tony Gonzalez"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305244)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Poppy abusive center

Other winking XO logins:

Don Barzini

Patrick Ham

Christa Dunker

Jill Filipovik (possibly real?)

Richard McBeef

Ed Polstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305263)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305274)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49308382)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: cordovan contagious spot nowag

Feb 27, 2036: dead from jelly fish attack while paddleboarding in the Azores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49305313)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!)

will the fat fuck survive his self outting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49307704)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fucker won't make it out of the 2020s. Give me 2028. March 8th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49308371)