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Thanks for listing the stocks and ETFs to invest in man, mea...
lascivious theater partner
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saar i thought you provide research since indians so smart
Titillating mood
  10/08/25
Nice — that’s a fun, high-conviction brief: comb...
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I've been to nuclear plants owned/operated by Southern Co, D...
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Constellation Energy Corp (CEG) Range Nuclear Renaissance E...
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I told you about $NLR weeks ago and it’s since gone up...
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  10/08/25
What are the cr plays?
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TSLA, NLR, MSFT, QQQ, SPY
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  10/09/25
i want a furking etf nigga im getting out of indie stocks
lascivious theater partner
  10/08/25
We used to build things in this country
Claret Codepig Marketing Idea
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We’re going to build a bunch of natural gas plants
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it pains me to post this because i sold all three when i tho...
Exciting slippery main people
  10/08/25
How about Bezos' orbital data centers powered by solar?
Beady-eyed Shaky Jap
  10/08/25
funny i almost went in big on ET when trump got elected, thi...
Alcoholic Trust Fund
  10/08/25
NLR is an ETF https://money.usnews.com/investing/article...
lascivious theater partner
  10/08/25
i think ill buy 10k of NLR, so this means the nuke industry ...
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just put every cent I have into natural gas instead thanks f...
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Bhopal 2: The Curse of Thomas
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just started with $3k of NLR, will buy moar later maybe, its...
lascivious theater partner
  10/08/25
i used to think this, but then i read that there is not *nea...
Flickering Lake Native
  10/08/25
thanks to libs crushing the industry for 50 years, what we h...
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thorium is plentiful and way better than uranium for power g...
comical olive laser beams hunting ground
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the craziest thing is that nuclear energy is the cleanest en...
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  10/09/25
i agree that we might actually start building a bunch of nuc...
comical olive laser beams hunting ground
  10/08/25
start with these: Constellation Energy Corp (CEG) Range ...
Slimy erotic institution
  10/09/25
see my post above, all three were part of my small scale nuc...
Exciting slippery main people
  10/09/25
so right after i bought NLR yesterday it went down a bit and...
lascivious theater partner
  10/09/25
You seriously should post your short-term plays every day so...
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NLR is up 1.7% today, u mad at INVESTMENT MASTERMEN TURDS ta...
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  10/09/25
91275710927890671908214
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bought 2k moar of NLR, now have $5k total, already up $35. f...
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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: spectacular lay foreskin



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:39 AM
Author: puce site



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:54 AM
Author: lascivious theater partner

Thanks for listing the stocks and ETFs to invest in man, means a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49333749)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 6:29 AM
Author: Titillating mood

saar i thought you provide research since indians so smart

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Date: October 8th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: spectacular lay foreskin

Nice — that’s a fun, high-conviction brief: combine Ray Dalio’s barbell (very low-vol/core + small high-upside satellites) with Jim Simons–style quant overlays (momentum/mean-reversion + volatility scaling, systematic rebalancing). I’ll give: (A) a ranked list of specific tickers that, under a most risk-averse implementation of that idea, are most likely to show the largest increase in their 52-week average over the next 36 months, (B) the core/satellite barbell allocation and portfolio rules (Simons-ish quant rules), (C) scenario return ranges and why, and (D) key risks and concrete sources.

Short summary (one line)

For a risk-averse investor who still wants upside from an expanding nuclear + AI power demand theme: build a core of large, regulated utilities with meaningful nuclear exposure (EXC, D, DUK, SO) and a satellite of nuclear/uranium growth plays (SMR, CCJ, URA). Use volatility-targeting, momentum filters and systematic rebalancing to keep downside low while capturing upside in satellites.

A. Ranked stock/ETF picks (risk-averse barbell view) — why each is included

Exelon Corporation — EXC (core / defensive, nuclear operator)

Why: EXC is a large pure-play U.S. utility focused on nuclear generation and is positioned to benefit if baseload nuclear demand increases (data centers/AI growth increases overall power needs). It’s relatively lower beta than mining/SMR names and analysts give near-term upside/coverage that looks reasonable.

Yahoo Finance

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Dominion Energy — D (core / regulated utility with nuclear capacity)

Why: Large regulated utility with nuclear assets and predictable cash flows — fits the Dalio barbell “low-volatility core” while still being exposed to nuclear capacity expansions and data-center demand. Recent trading levels and investor information show it’s a mainstream utility pick.

Yahoo Finance

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Duke Energy — DUK (core / stable regulated with nuclear exposure)

Why: Another big utility with regulated earnings and some nuclear exposure. Solid for defensive allocation and dividends; less volatile than prospectors. Analyst consensus tends toward Buy. Good as a ballast in the barbell.

Yahoo Finance

+1

The Southern Company — SO (core with data-center & Vogtle exposure)

Why: Southern operates nuclear (including Vogtle) and has explicit data-center tailwinds highlighted by financial commentators. More predictable cash flows than small SMR developers.

Yahoo Finance

+1

NuScale Power Corporation — SMR (satellite / high-upside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49333761)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: Slimy erotic institution

I've been to nuclear plants owned/operated by Southern Co, Duke Energy, Exelon, and CEG. All would be decent buys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49333787)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: spectacular lay foreskin



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Date: October 8th, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Slimy erotic institution

Constellation Energy Corp (CEG)

Range Nuclear Renaissance ETF (NUKZ)

VanEck Uranium & Nuclear ETF (NLR)

NuScale Power (SMR)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49333785)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: laughsome pea-brained stage twinkling uncleanness

I told you about $NLR weeks ago and it’s since gone up like 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49333961)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: spectacular lay foreskin

What are the cr plays?

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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: spectacular lay foreskin



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Date: October 9th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: laughsome pea-brained stage twinkling uncleanness

TSLA, NLR, MSFT, QQQ, SPY

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Date: October 8th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: lascivious theater partner

i want a furking etf nigga im getting out of indie stocks

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Date: October 8th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Claret Codepig Marketing Idea

We used to build things in this country

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Date: October 8th, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: Startled brindle menage

We’re going to build a bunch of natural gas plants

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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Exciting slippery main people

it pains me to post this because i sold all three when i thought they had 'mooned' versus just forgetting i bought them and let them ride....

nne

oklo

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Date: October 8th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Shaky Jap

How about Bezos' orbital data centers powered by solar?



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Date: October 8th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic Trust Fund

funny i almost went in big on ET when trump got elected, thinking it was a for sure winner between republican admin and AI. but it just keeps going down. i guess the big boys realize it ain't gonna be gas that gets us there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49334113)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: lascivious theater partner

NLR is an ETF

https://money.usnews.com/investing/articles/best-nuclear-energy-stocks-and-etfs-to-buy-now

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Date: October 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious theater partner

i think ill buy 10k of NLR, so this means the nuke industry is gonna have a massive explosion soon killing 500,000 ppl and their stocks will tank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49334420)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Startled brindle menage

just put every cent I have into natural gas instead thanks for making this an easy call brother

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Date: October 8th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: lascivious theater partner



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: spectacular lay foreskin



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fluffy diverse indian lodge

Bhopal 2: The Curse of Thomas

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Date: October 8th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: lascivious theater partner

just started with $3k of NLR, will buy moar later maybe, its up like 60% in 3m or some shit jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49334467)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Flickering Lake Native

i used to think this, but then i read that there is not *nearly* enough uranium to supply enough nuclear reactors to the extent to use it as a major alternative to oil/gas. its a fad like all the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49335112)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bat shit crazy stead round eye

thanks to libs crushing the industry for 50 years, what we have now can supply current demand for like a century, so there hasn't been a huge need for exploration or development of tech like fast breeder reactors that could dramatically (eg 100x) improve the yield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49335143)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: comical olive laser beams hunting ground



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: comical olive laser beams hunting ground

thorium is plentiful and way better than uranium for power generation

nuclear power isn't pursued because of political reasons. women are scared of it because they're retarded and it would compete with the various carbon scams and "green" options that enrich the political establishment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49335157)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: Slimy erotic institution

the craziest thing is that nuclear energy is the cleanest energy by far. "green" options are far worse for the environment than nuclear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49336184)



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Date: October 8th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: comical olive laser beams hunting ground

i agree that we might actually start building a bunch of nuclear plants because the demand for electricity is gonna keep mooning. the big AI players have been whispering about it

idk which companies to invest in though, have never looked into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49335160)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Slimy erotic institution

start with these:

Constellation Energy Corp (CEG)

Range Nuclear Renaissance ETF (NUKZ)

VanEck Uranium & Nuclear ETF (NLR)

NuScale Power (SMR)

Those will give you the exposure you want. NuScale is particularly interesting and finally achieved NRC approval recently on its uprated small modular reactor. I expect these to become ubiquitous around data centers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49336180)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Exciting slippery main people

see my post above, all three were part of my small scale nuclear portfolio. you want to be invested (i did 60/30/10) across several because it's too early to pick winners / losers in this space. my mistake was getting out of them when oklo went to the mid 90's, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49336248)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: lascivious theater partner

so right after i bought NLR yesterday it went down a bit and now im already down .41%, $12.50

XO is benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49336265)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: fluffy diverse indian lodge

You seriously should post your short-term plays every day so we can bet against them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49336420)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Startled brindle menage



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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: lascivious theater partner

NLR is up 1.7% today, u mad at INVESTMENT MASTERMEN TURDS taking ur InvestJerbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49336453)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Startled brindle menage

91275710927890671908214

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Date: October 9th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: lascivious theater partner

bought 2k moar of NLR, now have $5k total, already up $35. feels good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784288&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49336633)