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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
glittery new version office
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
swashbuckling plum plaza
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Impressive Provocative Heaven
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Impressive Provocative Heaven
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Impressive Provocative Heaven
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Impressive Provocative Heaven
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Impressive Provocative Heaven
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
supple corner cuckoldry
  04/08/25
that's rude
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
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Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
floppy big-titted lodge
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Impressive Provocative Heaven
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Brilliant hilarious field
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/08/25
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Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
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up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse
  04/09/25
...
Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
nighttime shrine
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
effete range preventive strike
  04/09/25
Ty
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/09/25
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disrespectful rehab multi-billionaire
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
heady hospital gaping
  04/09/25
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up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Razzle school cafeteria
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Curious incel pistol
  05/02/25
...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  05/12/25
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up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
effete range preventive strike
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Free-loading spectacular mood
  06/03/25
...
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  06/26/25
OP?
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  06/27/25
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up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  07/09/25
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up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  07/31/25
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up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
up-to-no-good crotch piazza
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Free-loading spectacular mood
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: glittery new version office

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling plum plaza

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Impressive Provocative Heaven

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Impressive Provocative Heaven

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Impressive Provocative Heaven

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Impressive Provocative Heaven

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Impressive Provocative Heaven

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: supple corner cuckoldry

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: floppy big-titted lodge

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Impressive Provocative Heaven

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Brilliant hilarious field

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vibrant mad-dog skullcap bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: nighttime shrine

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: effete range preventive strike

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: disrespectful rehab multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: heady hospital gaping

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Razzle school cafeteria

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Curious incel pistol

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: effete range preventive strike

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Anal Godawful Toilet Seat Personal Credit Line

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Free-loading spectacular mood

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: up-to-no-good crotch piazza

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Free-loading spectacular mood

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=2755525#49331552)