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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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superior anglo culture
opaque dragon
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
opaque dragon
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
opaque dragon
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
opaque dragon
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
opaque dragon
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
opaque dragon
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
opaque dragon
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
opaque dragon
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Pea-brained sweet tailpipe rehab
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Magical electric stead generalized bond
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
curious office mad-dog skullcap
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Motley mahogany pervert
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
insanely creepy costumed elastic band
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Magical electric stead generalized bond
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I thought this was America
insanely creepy costumed elastic band
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
jet-lagged cumskin
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man's BEST friend
crawly vivacious property
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Floppy Godawful Hell People Who Are Hurt
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
curious office mad-dog skullcap
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Floppy Godawful Hell People Who Are Hurt
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Motley mahogany pervert
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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lol
Pea-brained sweet tailpipe rehab
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Gay dysfunction forum
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
brilliant nursing home pistol
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
honey-headed toaster legal warrant
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They have a pretty sick IG
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
brilliant nursing home pistol
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Red Gas Station Friendly Grandma
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
anal orchestra pit headpube
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
curious office mad-dog skullcap
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Magical electric stead generalized bond
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
vermilion parlour becky
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
talented toilet seat
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He screwed the pooch
Shimmering factory reset button
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
charismatic house-broken senate cuck
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
razzle-dazzle location
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: opaque dragon

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: opaque dragon

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: opaque dragon

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: opaque dragon

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: opaque dragon

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: opaque dragon

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: opaque dragon

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: opaque dragon

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: opaque dragon

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: opaque dragon

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: opaque dragon



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained sweet tailpipe rehab

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Magical electric stead generalized bond



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring indian lodge codepig

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy costumed elastic band



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine underhanded university



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Floppy Godawful Hell People Who Are Hurt



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: impertinent dead church twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: curious office mad-dog skullcap

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Motley mahogany pervert

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy costumed elastic band

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: High-end coffee pot antidepressant drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy costumed elastic band

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Magical electric stead generalized bond

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy costumed elastic band

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Light indirect expression

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged cumskin

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: crawly vivacious property

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Floppy Godawful Hell People Who Are Hurt

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: curious office mad-dog skullcap

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Aromatic lake crackhouse nibblets

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Floppy Godawful Hell People Who Are Hurt

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Motley mahogany pervert

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained sweet tailpipe rehab

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Gay dysfunction forum

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: grizzly idea he suggested

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Magical electric stead generalized bond

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Snowy galvanic principal's office

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle location

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bonkers amber hissy fit stain

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle location

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: bonkers amber hissy fit stain

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: flatulent trump supporter

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle location

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Unholy drunken pit water buffalo

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained sweet tailpipe rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Gay dysfunction forum

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: brilliant nursing home pistol

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: brilliant nursing home pistol

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: brilliant nursing home pistol

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: buff offensive lettuce ladyboy

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: talented toilet seat

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: honey-headed toaster legal warrant

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: brilliant nursing home pistol

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Red Gas Station Friendly Grandma

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: fragrant henna school cafeteria old irish cottage

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: anal orchestra pit headpube

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: curious office mad-dog skullcap

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Magical electric stead generalized bond

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: vermilion parlour becky

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: talented toilet seat

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Shimmering factory reset button

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken senate cuck

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle location

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: dark set blood rage

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969",#50068093)