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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Costumed bbw bawdyhouse

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Aqua National Potus



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: bull headed school cafeteria

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: metal marvelous yarmulke

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: violent whorehouse telephone

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: useless white doctorate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: violent whorehouse telephone



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Cyan Self-absorbed Mental Disorder Prole



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: floppy state

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: floppy state

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Patrolman



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: impressive irradiated gaping senate



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: yellow boiling water blood rage

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: bateful corner

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: appetizing toaster

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Emerald Flickering Pervert Macaca

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: bateful corner

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Spectacular casino

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Aqua National Potus



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: big rehab

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Spectacular casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Spectacular casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: orange abode



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Bright reading party pisswyrm

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Bright reading party pisswyrm

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Bright reading party pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Bright reading party pisswyrm

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: trip light gas station party of the first part



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: soggy very tactful resort puppy



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49720164)