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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: stirring affirmative action

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: flatulent faggot firefighter international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: diverse trust fund

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: flirting black heaven filthpig

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: doobsian office background story

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: territorial trip dilemma messiness



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: metal pit factory reset button



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Walnut unhinged garrison ratface

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Walnut unhinged garrison ratface

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: shaky wrinkle goal in life



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: maize floppy philosopher-king



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: slimy vigorous theatre

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: painfully honest library boltzmann

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: talking school cafeteria boiling water

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Azure Base Toaster

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: painfully honest library boltzmann

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fanboi range

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: flatulent faggot firefighter international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Useless gas station new version

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fanboi range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fanboi range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: laughsome idiotic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: cerise pungent ape

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cerise pungent ape

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cerise pungent ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: cerise pungent ape

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Racy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Walnut unhinged garrison ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Disturbing Azn

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Disturbing Azn

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: passionate brindle den dog poop

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring stage

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49720164)