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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Ocher point party of the first part
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Aphrodisiac kink-friendly roast beef
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
stirring magical orchestra pit brethren
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Ocher point party of the first part
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
stirring magical orchestra pit brethren
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Flickering Scarlet Yarmulke Range

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Electric mahogany hunting ground international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Motley sapphire parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: crawly school

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: crawly school

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kink-friendly roast beef



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: stirring magical orchestra pit brethren

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: stirring magical orchestra pit brethren

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Vibrant regret



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: talking pocket flask

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Glassy goal in life

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: talking pocket flask

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: talking pocket flask

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kink-friendly roast beef



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Mildly autistic histrionic volcanic crater

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Titillating sanctuary blood rage

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine wonderful lodge

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Flickering Scarlet Yarmulke Range

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Titillating sanctuary blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle opaque indirect expression theater stage

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Flickering Scarlet Yarmulke Range

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: green excitant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pozpig kitty

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Deep Old Irish Cottage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: multi-colored business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: talking pocket flask

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Deep Old Irish Cottage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: boyish insecure base

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Boiling Water Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Amethyst Boiling Water Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: laughsome abusive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: stirring magical orchestra pit brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: nubile crackhouse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Turquoise bearded church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Arousing cowardly parlor becky

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Titillating sanctuary blood rage

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: bateful pontificating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: bisexual boltzmann whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: plum depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: tripping hot chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Cerebral hairless personal credit line dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: alcoholic gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: tripping hot chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Dull cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Dull cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling telephone

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: multi-colored business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: curious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: boyish insecure base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: indecent principal's office elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Arousing cowardly parlor becky

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Violet spot hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Dull cruise ship

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: dashing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: filthy messiness kitty cat

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: razzle striped hyena

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded hairraiser address

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: boyish insecure base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Arousing cowardly parlor becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: canary station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant electric furnace

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Diverse Crotch

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: talking pocket flask

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: smoky federal doctorate giraffe

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring up-to-no-good marketing idea

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: lake at-the-ready psychic space

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Electric mahogany hunting ground international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: trip stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Floppy gaming laptop headpube

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Saffron Brunch Ratface

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: vigorous trailer park associate

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: talking pocket flask

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: vigorous trailer park associate

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Floppy gaming laptop headpube

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: lilac sadistic shrine

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac kink-friendly roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Poppy metal stain

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Arousing cowardly parlor becky

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: low-t sable meetinghouse round eye

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Rose adventurous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Lemon Hell Fat Ankles

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Snowy Public Bath Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: offensive passionate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: crawly school

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: vengeful exciting senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: haunting impressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: vengeful exciting senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Garnet friendly grandma resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: 180 Immigrant

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring up-to-no-good marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cocky Skinny Woman

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Amethyst Boiling Water Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Ivory Mother

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Ivory Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Racy learning disabled newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Electric mahogany hunting ground international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: topaz really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: laughsome abusive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Fluffy home

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: transparent provocative reading party stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: odious turdskin heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Fluffy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Fluffy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: transparent provocative reading party stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Avocado Rehab

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Ocher point party of the first part

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: aqua plaza cuck

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: vermilion self-absorbed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Boiling Water Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Amethyst Boiling Water Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: laughsome abusive market

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring up-to-no-good marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: khaki locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: ungodly stead sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: onyx mewling fanboi

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Amethyst Boiling Water Twinkling Uncleanness

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: sepia irradiated ceo

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Heady native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Heady native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: sienna aromatic police squad

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: primrose chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Sinister bistre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Dun Corner Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: haunting impressive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: topaz really tough guy

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: claret know-it-all pistol

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Heady native filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: autistic cracking philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: autistic cracking philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Lemon Hell Fat Ankles

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: shaky deranged school cafeteria

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: concupiscible love of her life

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: tripping hot chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: pea-brained abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: concupiscible love of her life

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: pea-brained abode

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: concupiscible love of her life

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: concupiscible love of her life

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: vermilion self-absorbed half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: charismatic den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Disturbing bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: splenetic doobsian mediation site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: misunderstood state tattoo

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Cerebral hairless personal credit line dingle berry

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: marvelous jet nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: ungodly stead sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Mischievous lavender locale black woman

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: big internet-worthy windowlicker idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Vivacious codepig

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: transparent provocative reading party stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Maize knife

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: carmine pervert

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Motley sapphire parlour

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: ungodly stead sandwich

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: irate talented office cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Motley sapphire parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49777531)