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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
Stirring azn
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Mewling floppy alpha
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
Stirring azn
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Mewling floppy alpha
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
lascivious white lay deer antler
  03/20/26
Cox -> Coxglorious
Bateful Ebony Senate
  03/21/26
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lascivious white lay deer antler
  03/21/26
Anushammer. Excellent work.
orange frisky office trust fund
  03/21/26
Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away
lascivious white lay deer antler
  03/21/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
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opaque blathering philosopher-king
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lascivious white lay deer antler
  03/23/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
Bossy cerebral turdskin kitty
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Mewling floppy alpha
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Stirring azn
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Trust If Aryan
  03/29/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
heady legal warrant sweet tailpipe
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
tantric effete parlour famous landscape painting
  03/20/26
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tantric effete parlour famous landscape painting
  03/20/26
not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt
doobsian reading party set
  03/21/26
Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Am...
lake hyperventilating party of the first part
  03/21/26
I would change it to Anoop.
Sapphire swashbuckling internal respiration heaven
  03/21/26
I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “A...
Maniacal snowy bbw
  03/21/26
wow
Stirring azn
  03/22/26
"Anal Sheik"
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/27/26
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg
smoky crusty tanning salon roommate
  03/21/26
I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colon...
primrose ratface
  03/22/26
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lascivious white lay deer antler
  03/23/26
Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually
sepia house messiness
  03/22/26
Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus https://www.eyeonesg.com/...
slimy electric furnace hunting ground
  03/23/26
Dick assmus!
I'm literally Will Hunting btw
  03/27/26
One out of a million men with such a name would go on to con...
Violet field
  03/23/26
life ain't easy for a boy named sue
Kenneth Play
  03/27/26
Julian Nowag https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julia...
opaque blathering philosopher-king
  03/23/26
lol
Stirring azn
  03/23/26
Chew Shit Fun https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Sh...
and then one day, for no reason at all
  03/27/26
scholarly My current research examines the effects of ele...
Kenneth Play
  03/29/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Stirring azn

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757533)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Mewling floppy alpha

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Stirring azn

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757647)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Mewling floppy alpha

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious white lay deer antler

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757686)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Bateful Ebony Senate

Cox -> Coxglorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759043)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: lascivious white lay deer antler



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Date: March 21st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: orange frisky office trust fund

Anushammer. Excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759281)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: lascivious white lay deer antler

Thanks boss! You know me, I'll just keep on pounding away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759502)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: opaque blathering philosopher-king



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: lascivious white lay deer antler



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Bossy cerebral turdskin kitty

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Mewling floppy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757713)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Stirring azn



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: lascivious white lay deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759026)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49778506)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: heady legal warrant sweet tailpipe

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: tantric effete parlour famous landscape painting

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: tantric effete parlour famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49757735)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: doobsian reading party set

not flame i used to work with a guy whose last name was Butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759028)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: lake hyperventilating party of the first part

Guess what English prep school Chad bullies called Martin Amis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759066)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Sapphire swashbuckling internal respiration heaven

I would change it to Anoop.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759071)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Maniacal snowy bbw

I used to know multiple s Azn women in London named “Anal”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759080)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Stirring azn

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49760893)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 6:51 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

"Anal Sheik"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49773015)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: smoky crusty tanning salon roommate

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Imhhuz8OjHg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49759085)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: primrose ratface

I'd spend my entire live striving to become a Kentucky Colonel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49760898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: lascivious white lay deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49761702)



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Date: March 22nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: sepia house messiness

Anustein - AH-noosteen, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49760901)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: slimy electric furnace hunting ground

Behold IP masterman Dick Assmus

https://www.eyeonesg.com/author/rassmus/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49761902)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: I'm literally Will Hunting btw

Dick assmus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49773663)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Violet field

One out of a million men with such a name would go on to conquer the world. The rest would be ridiculed beyond belief. Really comes down to asking yourself which of those men you really are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49761917)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

life ain't easy for a boy named sue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49773545)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: opaque blathering philosopher-king

Julian Nowag

https://portal.research.lu.se/en/persons/julian-nowag/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49761921)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: Stirring azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49762970)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)

Chew Shit Fun

https://dr.ntu.edu.sg/entities/person/Chew-Shit-Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49773665)



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Date: March 29th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

scholarly

My current research examines the effects of elevated temperature on the survival responses of the giant clam Tridacna squamosa and its symbiotically associated phototrophic dinoflagellates from the family Symbiodiniaceae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49778151)