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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
lemon center
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Yellow base tank
  07/09/12
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charismatic effete kitchen mood
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
grizzly striped hyena station
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
grizzly striped hyena station
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
grizzly striped hyena station
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
exhilarant garrison tattoo
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
exhilarant garrison tattoo
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
big-titted theatre haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
big-titted theatre haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
big-titted theatre haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Sadistic Pistol
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
smoky hilarious library coffee pot
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Racy Stubborn Crackhouse Digit Ratio
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
vigorous charcoal cruise ship
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Contagious sticky university
  07/09/12
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charismatic effete kitchen mood
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
grizzly striped hyena station
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
stfu
Contagious sticky university
  07/09/12
180
aphrodisiac house-broken nursing home
  07/09/12
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Dashing saffron dilemma
  07/13/12
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Dull hairraiser indian lodge
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
mahogany comical address fortuitous meteor
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Big medicated voyeur
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
mahogany comical address fortuitous meteor
  07/09/12
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aquamarine mother
  07/04/19
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charismatic effete kitchen mood
  07/13/12
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aquamarine mother
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
embarrassed to the bone love of her life hissy fit
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Histrionic rigor
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
irradiated cream set
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Histrionic rigor
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Arrogant curious box office son of senegal
  03/04/25
lol kike
Dull hairraiser indian lodge
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Maize fear-inspiring church building azn
  07/04/19
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Crimson ladyboy
  08/10/22
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canary fragrant electric furnace
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Aggressive light faggot firefighter old irish cottage
  07/24/24
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Bateful confused doctorate potus
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
alcoholic wagecucks school cafeteria
  09/22/24
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Arrogant curious box office son of senegal
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
milky vibrant lay
  03/04/25
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swashbuckling cerise mental disorder
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: lemon center

Equally retarded

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Yellow base tank

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic effete kitchen mood



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: grizzly striped hyena station

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

Are you male?

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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: grizzly striped hyena station

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: grizzly striped hyena station

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: exhilarant garrison tattoo

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: exhilarant garrison tattoo

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: big-titted theatre haunted graveyard

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: big-titted theatre haunted graveyard

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: big-titted theatre haunted graveyard

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Sadistic Pistol

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: smoky hilarious library coffee pot

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Racy Stubborn Crackhouse Digit Ratio

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: vigorous charcoal cruise ship

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Contagious sticky university

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: charismatic effete kitchen mood



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: grizzly striped hyena station

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Contagious sticky university

stfu

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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac house-broken nursing home

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Dashing saffron dilemma



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Dull hairraiser indian lodge



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: mahogany comical address fortuitous meteor

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Big medicated voyeur

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: mahogany comical address fortuitous meteor

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: aquamarine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: charismatic effete kitchen mood



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: aquamarine mother



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone love of her life hissy fit

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Histrionic rigor

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: irradiated cream set

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Histrionic rigor

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Arrogant curious box office son of senegal

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Dull hairraiser indian lodge

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Maize fear-inspiring church building azn

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Crimson ladyboy



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: canary fragrant electric furnace



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Aggressive light faggot firefighter old irish cottage

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Bateful confused doctorate potus



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: alcoholic wagecucks school cafeteria

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Arrogant curious box office son of senegal



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: milky vibrant lay

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling cerise mental disorder



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