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Is your wife obese?

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Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
Bearded out-of-control meetinghouse organic girlfriend
  09/08/25
Well done
Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
tan striped hyena
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
tan striped hyena
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
Umber Unholy Doctorate Lettuce
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
tan striped hyena
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
Ivory Incel
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
tan striped hyena
  09/08/25
not at all
greedy wonderful house hairy legs
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
Lol
bull headed mind-boggling mother office
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
Lake Associate
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
Indigo Old Irish Cottage
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
insanely creepy maniacal feces
  09/08/25
What's his name?
pungent excitant main people
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
lascivious jewess
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
Hot national security agency circlehead
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
Hot national security agency circlehead
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
Trip cyan jap
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
Hot national security agency circlehead
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
ruby garrison
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
Hot national security agency circlehead
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
Smoky pistol
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface
  09/09/25
180
pungent excitant main people
  09/09/25
...
Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
charcoal beta church yarmulke
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
Trip cyan jap
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
tan striped hyena
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
ocher chest-beating senate
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
Cheese-eating curious multi-billionaire resort
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
Cheese-eating curious multi-billionaire resort
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
my hand
Cheese-eating curious multi-billionaire resort
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
180
pungent excitant main people
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
vigorous site mad cow disease
  09/09/25
Tits?
Smoky pistol
  09/09/25
Nope
learning disabled new version cruise ship
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
cowardly frum stage therapy
  09/09/25
...
Smoky pistol
  01/13/26
only in her mind
Hideous sex offender
  01/13/26
underweight actually
Zippy Aphrodisiac Point
  01/13/26
...
Nude Six Nine
  01/26/26
Kissless virgin here never been married or on a "date&q...
goy orbison
  01/26/26


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Smoky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Bearded out-of-control meetinghouse organic girlfriend

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: tan striped hyena

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: tan striped hyena

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Umber Unholy Doctorate Lettuce

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: tan striped hyena

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Ivory Incel

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: tan striped hyena

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: greedy wonderful house hairy legs

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bull headed mind-boggling mother office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Lake Associate

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Indigo Old Irish Cottage

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy maniacal feces

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: pungent excitant main people

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: lascivious jewess

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Hot national security agency circlehead

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Hot national security agency circlehead

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Trip cyan jap

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Hot national security agency circlehead

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: ruby garrison

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Hot national security agency circlehead

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Smoky pistol

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: pungent excitant main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Self-centered Principal's Office Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: charcoal beta church yarmulke

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Trip cyan jap

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Smoky pistol

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: tan striped hyena

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: ocher chest-beating senate

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Cheese-eating curious multi-billionaire resort

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Smoky pistol

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating curious multi-billionaire resort

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Smoky pistol

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating curious multi-billionaire resort

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Smoky pistol

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: pungent excitant main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: vigorous site mad cow disease

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Smoky pistol

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: learning disabled new version cruise ship

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: cowardly frum stage therapy

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49247889)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Smoky pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49587504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Hideous sex offender

only in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49587510)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Zippy Aphrodisiac Point

underweight actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49587512)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49620778)



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: goy orbison

Kissless virgin here never been married or on a "date"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49620779)