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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
copper titillating lodge
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Pearly shivering university
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
bistre vigorous location prole
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
adulterous center
  08/30/25
...
filthy idiot
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Onyx Floppy Step-uncle's House Messiness
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
cracking honey-headed gunner locale
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
copper titillating lodge
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
cracking honey-headed gunner locale
  08/31/25
...
Lime twinkling uncleanness
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
multi-colored trust fund
  08/31/25
delusional take
Lime twinkling uncleanness
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
laughsome narrow-minded property immigrant
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
multi-colored trust fund
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
cruel-hearted frum school
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
multi-colored trust fund
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
copper titillating lodge
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
multi-colored trust fund
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
copper titillating lodge
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
cruel-hearted frum school
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
multi-colored trust fund
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
cruel-hearted frum school
  09/05/25
...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
razzle-dazzle yapping site
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
cruel-hearted frum school
  09/05/25
...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
cruel-hearted frum school
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
copper titillating lodge
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
cyan tanning salon legend
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
cyan tanning salon legend
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/05/25
Kenny
cruel-hearted frum school
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
copper titillating lodge
  09/06/25
...
Vivacious Stage Crotch
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/06/25
...
Vivacious Stage Crotch
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
copper titillating lodge
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
opaque arousing voyeur field
  09/07/25
Explain
copper titillating lodge
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Rose soul-stirring son of senegal
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
copper titillating lodge
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
copper titillating lodge
  09/07/25
...
laughsome narrow-minded property immigrant
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
multi-colored trust fund
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
multi-colored trust fund
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
multi-colored trust fund
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
multi-colored trust fund
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
multi-colored trust fund
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
multi-colored trust fund
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
multi-colored trust fund
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
cruel-hearted frum school
  01/18/26
...
multi-colored trust fund
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Self-absorbed Demanding Native
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
multi-colored trust fund
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: copper titillating lodge

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Pearly shivering university

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: bistre vigorous location prole

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: adulterous center

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: filthy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Onyx Floppy Step-uncle's House Messiness

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: cracking honey-headed gunner locale

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: copper titillating lodge

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: cracking honey-headed gunner locale

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Lime twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Lime twinkling uncleanness

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: laughsome narrow-minded property immigrant

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cruel-hearted frum school

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: copper titillating lodge

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: copper titillating lodge

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted frum school

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted frum school

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle yapping site

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted frum school

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted frum school

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: copper titillating lodge

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cyan tanning salon legend

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cyan tanning salon legend

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted frum school

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: copper titillating lodge

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Stage Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Stage Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: copper titillating lodge

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: opaque arousing voyeur field

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: copper titillating lodge

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Rose soul-stirring son of senegal

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: copper titillating lodge

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: copper titillating lodge

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: laughsome narrow-minded property immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted frum school

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Demanding Native

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
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alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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