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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
useless ape police squad
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Charismatic coral locus travel guidebook
  07/09/12
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buff shaky idiot
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Sexy Field Love Of Her Life
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Sexy Field Love Of Her Life
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Sexy Field Love Of Her Life
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Multi-colored station
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Multi-colored station
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Trip Yellow Karate Cumskin
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Trip Yellow Karate Cumskin
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Trip Yellow Karate Cumskin
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
vigorous know-it-all temple halford
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Lime site
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Lascivious claret stead old irish cottage
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Garnet confused market
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Beta vibrant potus
  07/09/12
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buff shaky idiot
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Sexy Field Love Of Her Life
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
stfu
Beta vibrant potus
  07/09/12
180
sick milk friendly grandma
  07/09/12
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carnelian floppy turdskin casino
  07/13/12
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unhinged shimmering rigpig
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
geriatric soggy point
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
geriatric soggy point
  07/09/12
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Adventurous location
  07/04/19
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buff shaky idiot
  07/13/12
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Adventurous location
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
stimulating church
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Orange Gaping Set
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Provocative wagecucks
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Orange Gaping Set
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
ultramarine indecent area
  03/04/25
lol kike
unhinged shimmering rigpig
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
well-lubricated parlor fat ankles
  07/04/19
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excitant splenetic therapy
  08/10/22
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Violet Sticky Jap
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
spruce spectacular quadroon ceo
  07/24/24
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silver pocket flask
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
brass sanctuary
  09/22/24
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ultramarine indecent area
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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  03/04/25
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Big Amber New Version Garrison
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: useless ape police squad

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Charismatic coral locus travel guidebook

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: buff shaky idiot



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Sexy Field Love Of Her Life

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Sexy Field Love Of Her Life

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Sexy Field Love Of Her Life

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored station

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored station

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Trip Yellow Karate Cumskin

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Trip Yellow Karate Cumskin

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Trip Yellow Karate Cumskin

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: vigorous know-it-all temple halford

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Lime site

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Lascivious claret stead old irish cottage

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Garnet confused market

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Beta vibrant potus

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: buff shaky idiot



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Sexy Field Love Of Her Life

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Beta vibrant potus

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: sick milk friendly grandma

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: carnelian floppy turdskin casino



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: unhinged shimmering rigpig



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: geriatric soggy point

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Rebellious Range Organic Girlfriend

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: geriatric soggy point

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Adventurous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: buff shaky idiot



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Adventurous location



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: stimulating church

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Orange Gaping Set

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Provocative wagecucks

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Orange Gaping Set

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: ultramarine indecent area

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: unhinged shimmering rigpig

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated parlor fat ankles

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: excitant splenetic therapy



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Violet Sticky Jap



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: spruce spectacular quadroon ceo

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: silver pocket flask



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: brass sanctuary

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: ultramarine indecent area



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Indian Lodge

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Big Amber New Version Garrison



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