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Given a year to prepare and learn how to cook, could you Beat Bobby Flay?

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Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/17/18
No.
crystalline histrionic stag film mad-dog skullcap
  07/17/18
cr
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
Making one dish or meal? Of course. In general? Of course no...
Cyan rehab
  07/17/18
You pick the dish and have one year to nail it. He doesn't k...
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/17/18
Yeah, of course.
Motley Haunting Locus Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
LJL
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
I run the same dish for a year, and then he has to make do a...
Motley Haunting Locus Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
He doesn't have to use the same ingredients or techniques. T...
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
What does this mean, he could bake a cake, call it a cheeseb...
impertinent station legend
  07/18/18
It still has to be objectively recognizable as a cheeseburge...
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
what sort of talmudry is this
Domesticated range
  10/25/18
What about dat Detroit pizza: https://imgur.com/a/mxt0C
Motley Haunting Locus Personal Credit Line
  07/18/18
I'd pick an obscure British treat like you see on the Great ...
impertinent station legend
  07/18/18
can i consult with any top chef to help design the dish?
Bat shit crazy kitty
  07/18/18
Yes.
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
easy. i'd pick something way outside his range like some eth...
Bat shit crazy kitty
  07/18/18
that's fair, but I think he'll still beat you.
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
who are the judges? can he google recipes? if it's a turd di...
Bat shit crazy kitty
  07/18/18
It should be obvious from the title of the thread: it'll be ...
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
i could beat his meat. i wouldn't really want to, though
Useless Learning Disabled Jap Orchestra Pit
  07/18/18
easily
Domesticated range
  07/18/18
Yes. Find something obscure, particularly something that ...
low-t razzmatazz set
  07/18/18
I don't think that exists.
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/18/18
Just do some classic Tokyo style nigiri. That faggot Flay...
Doobsian vivacious address yarmulke
  07/18/18
cr, but the judges often love it. From wikipedia: "...
Bateful senate old irish cottage
  07/18/18
PDDJ is up for the challenge
Bat shit crazy kitty
  07/18/18
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Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  03/21/19
Yes
Mahogany Plaza Milk
  07/18/18
...
Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  10/25/18
100 percent.
mauve stage
  10/25/18
Seems too artistic and nuanced for me. I also have a shitty...
adventurous iridescent reading party goyim
  10/25/18
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Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  07/16/19
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Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  08/19/21
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Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin
  10/30/24
baskin robbins ice cream photo cake
Splenetic appetizing athletic conference
  10/30/24
I’d like to beat off on his dotter
Chrome Giraffe
  10/30/24
This would make for a cool tv show
racy medicated stock car library
  10/30/24
No.
heady rusted voyeur
  10/30/24
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  08/21/26


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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: crystalline histrionic stag film mad-dog skullcap

No.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

cr

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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: Cyan rehab

Making one dish or meal? Of course. In general? Of course not.

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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

You pick the dish and have one year to nail it. He doesn't know what the dish is until you tell him. You both get one hour to make it.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Motley Haunting Locus Personal Credit Line

Yeah, of course.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

LJL

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:08 AM
Author: Motley Haunting Locus Personal Credit Line

I run the same dish for a year, and then he has to make do after hearing about it for the first time the day of? I'm not a great cook, but I think I could pull this off



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

He doesn't have to use the same ingredients or techniques. Think of it this way: You have a year to perfect a cheeseburger and then tell Bobby Flay on the day of that he has to make a cheeseburger. There are no other rules.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: impertinent station legend

What does this mean, he could bake a cake, call it a cheeseburger, and win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36449634)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

It still has to be objectively recognizable as a cheeseburger.

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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Domesticated range

what sort of talmudry is this

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:14 AM
Author: Motley Haunting Locus Personal Credit Line

What about dat Detroit pizza: https://imgur.com/a/mxt0C

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: impertinent station legend

I'd pick an obscure British treat like you see on the Great British Bakeoff. One that has some stupid little quirks that don't get written in any recipe. And then hope he doesn't know it already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36449630)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

can i consult with any top chef to help design the dish?

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

Yes.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

easy. i'd pick something way outside his range like some ethnic dish that's easy to execute but that he might not know how to make.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36449694)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

that's fair, but I think he'll still beat you.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

who are the judges? can he google recipes? if it's a turd dish, are they turd judges? if u make some authentic turd dish w some 12-spice mix and he's not gonna know the right spice mix off the top of his head, he's not going to get it right. fuck, he might not even know wtf it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36449719)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:30 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

It should be obvious from the title of the thread: it'll be food network judges. Basically, any judge who appears on Beat Bobby Flay. The tasting is blind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36449725)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Useless Learning Disabled Jap Orchestra Pit

i could beat his meat. i wouldn't really want to, though

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Domesticated range

easily

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: low-t razzmatazz set

Yes.

Find something obscure, particularly something that relies on one or more unintuitive methods or processes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36449752)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin

I don't think that exists.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Doobsian vivacious address yarmulke

Just do some classic Tokyo style nigiri.

That faggot Flay would go throwing chili peppers on everything and ruin it.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Bateful senate old irish cottage

cr, but the judges often love it.

From wikipedia: "Through 198 competitions Bobby Flay's win-loss record is 129 and 69." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beat_Bobby_Flay

I skimmed a few of the seasons quickly, but he's won ethnic food challenges (e.g., beef bulgogi) and baking challenges (e.g., chocolate tart, banana cream pie), and has lost some Mexican / Tex-Mex challenges (e.g., seafood burrito, meat tacos).

Soft spot might be Indian: He was 0-3 in the ones I saw.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy kitty

PDDJ is up for the challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028957&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=3986969#36450029)



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Date: March 21st, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Mahogany Plaza Milk

Yes

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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin



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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: mauve stage

100 percent.

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Date: October 25th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: adventurous iridescent reading party goyim

Seems too artistic and nuanced for me. I also have a shitty palate. No way.

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Date: July 16th, 2019 8:29 PM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin



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Date: August 19th, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin



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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Drunken Hairraiser School Cafeteria Turdskin



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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:12 PM
Author: Splenetic appetizing athletic conference

baskin robbins ice cream photo cake

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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Chrome Giraffe

I’d like to beat off on his dotter

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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: racy medicated stock car library

This would make for a cool tv show

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Date: October 30th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: heady rusted voyeur

No.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



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