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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
Razzmatazz church building
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glassy talented step-uncle's house
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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narrow-minded mischievous forum
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sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
curious corner factory reset button
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Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
exhilarant fluffy box office private investor
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damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
bateful fantasy-prone center kitty cat
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz church building

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Vivacious crusty queen of the night

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: glassy talented step-uncle's house



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Adventurous Amber Hall

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: azure contagious church



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Thirsty business firm

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded mischievous forum



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: curious corner factory reset button

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: exhilarant fluffy box office private investor

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: bateful fantasy-prone center kitty cat

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Thirsty business firm

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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