Date: November 16th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
Ranching of Counsel
A partnership deferred, a corner office mirage
I tried to picture the nameplate, engraved with my title
As I toiled in the billable hour mines
What did it promise? Prestige? Authority? Another 20 years of Zoom calls?
Was the climb worth the soul-crushing grind?
I kept dreaming of that day—Of Counsel, at last.
But the firm’s memo simply read:
"Congrats—here’s your new hourly target."
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