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Kelsey’s ferret escaped. I had to chase it through aisle 3.
| Grizzly rigpig people who are hurt | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:07 AM Author: Grizzly rigpig people who are hurt Kelsey insists on bringing her “emotional support ferret” to work. Today, during the lunch rush, it escaped. Customers screamed as it darted under carts, knocking over bags of chips.
I found it chewing on a pack of Oreos in aisle 3. When I handed it back to her, she said, “This wouldn’t happen if management respected my emotional boundaries.”
Cleaned up the mess, then whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 14th, 2024 10:24 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630823&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48339451) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:34 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630823&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48341144) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:18 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630823&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48354722) |