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  11/23/21
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khaki mexican
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180
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your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not p...
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Soggy Half-breed
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The Mashed Potatoes Altercation
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Infuriating puppy station
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Insanely creepy sweet tailpipe church
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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vibrant people who are hurt
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your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
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chest-beating doctorate
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Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant
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very plausible in my household
Soggy Half-breed
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prestigious
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Glittery Shaky Multi-billionaire
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lol
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oh fucking shit, are we related
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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vibrant people who are hurt
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180 plaza therapy
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your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
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lmao
khaki mexican
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your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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180 plaza therapy
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lmfao
Glittery Shaky Multi-billionaire
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Black Faggotry Set
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Fuck me.
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carnelian sound barrier
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jfc
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your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
turquoise school background story
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lmao
autistic cracking tanning salon old irish cottage
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Soggy Half-breed
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khaki mexican
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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vibrant people who are hurt
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Infuriating puppy station
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khaki mexican
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Exhilarant national regret
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supple trailer park legal warrant
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flickering generalized bond
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Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant
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180
khaki mexican
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orange excitant orchestra pit travel guidebook
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you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
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khaki mexican
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Abusive Center
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your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
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180
khaki mexican
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tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
LMAO
bright native
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Passionate Insecure Candlestick Maker Stage
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
turquoise school background story
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180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
bright native
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
turquoise school background story
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your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
lol
Bat shit crazy voyeur sanctuary
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Soul-stirring University
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
bright native
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
Grizzly arousing kitty cat den
  11/25/21
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Cyan at-the-ready faggot firefighter
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180 plaza therapy
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Black Faggotry Set
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
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your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
turquoise school background story
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chest-beating doctorate
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
turquoise school background story
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chest-beating doctorate
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highly preftigious
khaki mexican
  11/23/21
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180
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Unholy Chapel Organic Girlfriend
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your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
turquoise school background story
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khaki mexican
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
mind-boggling maroon forum idea he suggested
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"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
turquoise school background story
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khaki mexican
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Hairless Marvelous Ceo Locale
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your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
turquoise school background story
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supple trailer park legal warrant
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irate floppy stage
  11/23/21
your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
turquoise school background story
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bright native
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mind-boggling maroon forum idea he suggested
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khaki mexican
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Passionate Insecure Candlestick Maker Stage
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chest-beating doctorate
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Black Faggotry Set
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
Insanely creepy sweet tailpipe church
  11/23/21
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bright native
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
bright native
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khaki mexican
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ebony state
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
Soggy Half-breed
  11/23/21
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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Dashing hospital
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
slap-happy metal black woman ape
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Dashing hospital
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Soul-stirring University
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
Soul-stirring University
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
no ragrets
Soul-stirring University
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
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supple trailer park legal warrant
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razzmatazz resort juggernaut
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your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
turquoise school background story
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Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
razzmatazz resort juggernaut
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
tyft
razzmatazz resort juggernaut
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
bright native
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
turquoise school background story
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khaki mexican
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180 plaza therapy
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180
useless swashbuckling heaven messiness
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naked french crackhouse boistinker
  11/23/21
lol
Black Faggotry Set
  11/23/21
180 billion
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Self-absorbed alcoholic market
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buck-toothed well-lubricated casino sandwich
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
turquoise school background story
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Hateful filthy site
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Grizzly arousing kitty cat den
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your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
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umber pungent theater ladyboy
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your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
mods
umber pungent theater ladyboy
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
Hateful filthy site
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
turquoise school background story
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Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
turquoise school background story
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This seems grimly prescient
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as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
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khaki mexican
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"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
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khaki mexican
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dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
turquoise school background story
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Cruel-hearted mad cow disease shitlib
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
turquoise school background story
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Soggy Half-breed
  11/23/21
your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
turquoise school background story
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Obsidian Church Building
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you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
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a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
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turquoise school background story
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your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
great thread
Topaz gay wizard corner
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
turquoise school background story
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khaki mexican
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
razzmatazz resort juggernaut
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
turquoise school background story
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khaki mexican
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khaki mexican
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the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
turquoise school background story
  11/23/21
lmfao
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180 plaza therapy
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useless swashbuckling heaven messiness
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Black Faggotry Set
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lol
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lime offensive whorehouse
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lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
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your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
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  11/23/21
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your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
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your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
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your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
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mahogany talented parlor
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khaki mexican
  11/23/21
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Infuriating puppy station
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  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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chest-beating doctorate
  11/23/21
180 sir
Adventurous cuckoldry
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
khaki mexican
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
turquoise school background story
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khaki mexican
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
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don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
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flushed fragrant theater stage
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during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
turquoise school background story
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180 plaza therapy
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Soggy Half-breed
  11/24/21
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chest-beating doctorate
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
Infuriating puppy station
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khaki mexican
  11/23/21
lol
bright native
  11/23/21
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Territorial anal theatre love of her life
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the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
turquoise school background story
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Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
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your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
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180 plaza therapy
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TY
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bright native
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Pale House Roast Beef
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Black Faggotry Set
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two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
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your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
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180 plaza therapy
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this is very close to how mine is gonna go
khaki mexican
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Yellow Locus
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your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
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khaki mexican
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presumptive 180
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turquoise school background story
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confirmed 180
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divisive af.
bright native
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khaki mexican
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beady-eyed demanding indian lodge athletic conference
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a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
turquoise school background story
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To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
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bright native
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Black Faggotry Set
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180 plaza therapy
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khaki mexican
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
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your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
turquoise school background story
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Soggy Half-breed
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lime offensive whorehouse
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your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over w...
turquoise school background story
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lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course i...
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your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have ...
turquoise school background story
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
Author: turquoise school background story



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able to bring her black boyfriend because your racist grandpa would not approve

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: khaki mexican



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:40 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not put in a position of prominence because people are intentionally being mean to her

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: Comical area



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant

The Mashed Potatoes Altercation

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:21 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant national regret



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:09 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:15 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:46 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:44 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sister because when it was his turn to give thanks, he said he was thankful justice was done in kenosha

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:23 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
Author: Soggy Half-breed

very plausible in my household

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: khaki mexican

prestigious

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: vibrant people who are hurt



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Glittery Shaky Multi-billionaire



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:05 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:45 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your spinster aunts over some ancient feud that no one quite understands

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: judgmental cumskin police squad

lol

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort juggernaut

oh fucking shit, are we related

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:24 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Angry quadroon

Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to everyone that he is nonbinary and insists everyone refer to him as "they"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: khaki mexican

lmao

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: glassy pit pisswyrm



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, looks like the fresh juice was a big hit", implying you drank more than your fair share

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:48 AM
Author: Comical area



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millennial males over the best way to brine and cook a turkey

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: flushed fragrant theater stage



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Glittery Shaky Multi-billionaire

lmfao

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: naked french crackhouse boistinker

Fuck me.

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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: carnelian sound barrier



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

jfc

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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: razzle dilemma



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:34 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:54 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway through dinner from his dark attic room, and in response to "oh, look who decided to make an appearance!" from you dad, he responds with "i told you already i refused to celebrate an event rooted in the exploitation of indigenous peoples". this results in a shouting match between your dad and your brother while everyone shuffles around nervously, culminating in your mother leaving the room crying.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: autistic cracking tanning salon old irish cottage

lmao

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Crimson weed whacker



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:34 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Candlestick Maker Stage

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Soggy Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495849)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:53 PM
Author: Exciting mauve menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496071)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497059)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:22 PM
Author: flushed fragrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498078)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:24 PM
Author: vibrant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498091)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: honey-headed field stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43519852)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac wagecucks macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494872)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494894)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Aromatic light bbw french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494900)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497029)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497064)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant national regret

Claire TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498066)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502397)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Bull headed contagious location headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505349)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: flickering generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494888)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: khaki mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497069)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed alcoholic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: orange excitant orchestra pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: violet hairraiser public bath son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: violet hairraiser public bath son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: Abusive Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort juggernaut

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: khaki mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: Startling point antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: Hateful filthy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: bright native

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Candlestick Maker Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: bright native

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy voyeur sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy voyeur sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: bright native

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Grizzly arousing kitty cat den

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Cyan at-the-ready faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Black Faggotry Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: naked french crackhouse boistinker

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: khaki mexican

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: useless swashbuckling heaven messiness

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Lascivious dull striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Unholy Chapel Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling maroon forum idea he suggested

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Hairless Marvelous Ceo Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: irate floppy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling maroon forum idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Passionate Insecure Candlestick Maker Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Black Faggotry Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy sweet tailpipe church

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: bright native

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: ebony state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Soggy Half-breed

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: flushed fragrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Dashing hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: slap-happy metal black woman ape

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Cyan at-the-ready faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Dashing hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring University

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring University

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort juggernaut

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort juggernaut

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: bright native

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: useless swashbuckling heaven messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: naked french crackhouse boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Black Faggotry Set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed alcoholic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed well-lubricated casino sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Hateful filthy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Grizzly arousing kitty cat den

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: galvanic lake cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: umber pungent theater ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: umber pungent theater ladyboy

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: Hateful filthy site

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Aromatic light bbw french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Cyan at-the-ready faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: motley sickened affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Sticky Curious Range Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted mad cow disease shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: Soggy Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Obsidian Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: costumed spectacular senate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: mahogany talented parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Cyan at-the-ready faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: Topaz gay wizard corner

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz resort juggernaut

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: khaki mexican

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: mahogany talented parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: useless swashbuckling heaven messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Black Faggotry Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Aromatic light bbw french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: lime offensive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: autistic cracking tanning salon old irish cottage

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive Maize Base Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Angry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Angry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: heady pervert gaping

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: heady pervert gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Aromatic light bbw french chef

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: charismatic legend shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Aromatic light bbw french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed alcoholic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: mahogany talented parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy station

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Soggy Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: flushed fragrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckoldry

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: khaki mexican

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac wagecucks macaca

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: mahogany talented parlor

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: flushed fragrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: flushed fragrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: Soggy Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy station

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: bright native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Territorial anal theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: Territorial anal theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: Stirring digit ratio

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: sinister ratface pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: sinister ratface pocket flask

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Pale House Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Black Faggotry Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Trip fantasy-prone hominid address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Trip fantasy-prone hominid address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: khaki mexican

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Yellow Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: navy hunting ground rehab

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: navy hunting ground rehab

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: bright native

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic brunch skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed demanding indian lodge athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed demanding indian lodge athletic conference

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic brunch skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Black Faggotry Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic brunch skinny woman

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic brunch skinny woman

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Aromatic light bbw french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: Soggy Half-breed

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: lime offensive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Big vengeful really tough guy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Big vengeful really tough guy hall

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia concupiscible parlour alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia concupiscible parlour alpha

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: Irradiated Masturbator Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: Irradiated Masturbator Useless Brakes

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Massive Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: bright native

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Diverse wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: bright native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Diverse wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: bateful disgusting coldplay fan step-uncle's house

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: khaki mexican

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: heady pervert gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: walnut stead mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: walnut stead mental disorder

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: mahogany talented parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Amethyst toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral water buffalo library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Ocher cerebral water buffalo library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: pontificating vigorous lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: lime offensive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: umber pungent theater ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: umber pungent theater ladyboy

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: umber pungent theater ladyboy

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: fluffy boyish meetinghouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: walnut stead mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: lime offensive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Bull headed contagious location headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: Bull headed contagious location headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Grizzly arousing kitty cat den

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: turquoise school background story

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: Angry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: bright native

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: autistic cracking tanning salon old irish cottage

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: 180 plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: racy temple

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: khaki mexican

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: heady pervert gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: khaki mexican

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: honey-headed field stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Impertinent Institution Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: turquoise school background story

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Impertinent Institution Dysfunction

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0510/2705/0662/products/16633-0_27_a04622e9-fdd7-4ceb-b9f4-519c2c6ecf32_2000x.jpg?v=1623830525

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Impertinent Institution Dysfunction

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: khaki mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Impertinent Institution Dysfunction

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: chest-beating doctorate

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: supple trailer park legal warrant

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: chest-beating doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Stimulating Boiling Water Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: turquoise school background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive Maize Base Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: turquoise school background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Thriller vermilion friendly grandma immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Dashing hospital

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#47093056)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 7:42 AM
Author: fury and intensity of a straight up murderer (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48355177)