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Tommy’s “medical marijuana” means I do all the work.
| talented box office hominid | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:14 AM Author: talented box office hominid Tommy’s got a medical marijuana card, and he uses it like a golden ticket. Every hour, he announces, “Time for my medication break,” and disappears to the parking lot.
He comes back smelling like a Cheech & Chong rerun, eyes half-closed, and claims he’s more “zen” now. Meanwhile, I’m juggling his duties and mine, sweating under the fluorescent lights.
Tonight, after his fourth break, a customer asked if Tommy was “okay to operate heavy machinery.” I said, “No,” but management doesn’t care.
Swept the floor, leaned on the broom, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:25 AM Author: talented box office hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48314951) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:23 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48339433) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:35 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48341153) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4295921",#48354756) |