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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
rebellious pearly athletic conference
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Domesticated International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Know-it-all party of the first part
  12/12/25
...
sooty ungodly candlestick maker home
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Unholy shimmering legal warrant corn cake
  12/12/25
easy
Razzle-dazzle dilemma
  12/12/25
lol ok man
sooty ungodly candlestick maker home
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Anal Salmon Chad
  12/12/25
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Rough-skinned center
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Hateful bipolar business firm
  12/12/25
...
fear-inspiring hairy legs
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
razzle indecent library wrinkle
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
laughsome parlor death wish
  12/12/25
...
Domesticated International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
rebellious pearly athletic conference
  12/12/25
...
Arousing Chocolate Principal's Office Boiling Water
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
marvelous thirsty toaster
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Brilliant frum range tank
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Hateful bipolar business firm
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Sable indirect expression church
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Geriatric Irradiated Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Hateful bipolar business firm
  12/12/25
tp.
Sable indirect expression church
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Idiotic transparent dingle berry
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Geriatric Irradiated Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
who is that
Idiotic transparent dingle berry
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Anal Salmon Chad
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Anal Salmon Chad
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Ultramarine house sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Out-of-control mood
  12/12/25
cr
sooty ungodly candlestick maker home
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Unholy shimmering legal warrant corn cake
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Ocher Crusty Marketing Idea Legend
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Know-it-all party of the first part
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Ocher Crusty Marketing Idea Legend
  12/12/25
...
sooty ungodly candlestick maker home
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Opaque Potus
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
curious blue stage
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Alcoholic cuck
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: rebellious pearly athletic conference

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Domesticated International Law Enforcement Agency

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all party of the first part

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: sooty ungodly candlestick maker home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Unholy shimmering legal warrant corn cake

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: sooty ungodly candlestick maker home

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Anal Salmon Chad

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Rough-skinned center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Hateful bipolar business firm

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: razzle indecent library wrinkle

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: laughsome parlor death wish

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Domesticated International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: rebellious pearly athletic conference

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Arousing Chocolate Principal's Office Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty toaster

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Brilliant frum range tank

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Hateful bipolar business firm

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression church

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Geriatric Irradiated Internal Respiration

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Hateful bipolar business firm

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sable indirect expression church

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Idiotic transparent dingle berry

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Geriatric Irradiated Internal Respiration

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Idiotic transparent dingle berry

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Anal Salmon Chad

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Anal Salmon Chad

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine house sneaky criminal

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control mood

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: sooty ungodly candlestick maker home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Unholy shimmering legal warrant corn cake

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Ocher Crusty Marketing Idea Legend

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all party of the first part

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ocher Crusty Marketing Idea Legend

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: sooty ungodly candlestick maker home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Opaque Potus

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: curious blue stage

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic cuck

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#49506164)