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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal
  12/29/15
b!
poppy duck-like police squad
  12/29/15
C
Irradiated low-t forum
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galvanic pearl market
  12/29/15
c
aromatic boistinker
  12/29/15
a
Odious salmon base mexican
  12/29/15
a
Adventurous Pearly Black Woman
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
poppy duck-like police squad
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal
  12/29/15
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galvanic pearl market
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
poppy duck-like police squad
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
floppy cuckoldry immigrant
  12/29/15
...
galvanic pearl market
  12/29/15
?
floppy cuckoldry immigrant
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galvanic pearl market
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal
  12/29/15
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galvanic pearl market
  12/29/15
c for sure
floppy cuckoldry immigrant
  12/29/15
C
Adventurous Pearly Black Woman
  12/29/15
c
thriller pozpig
  12/29/15
Xo
Irradiated low-t forum
  12/29/15
chaturbate
know-it-all alcoholic spot son of senegal
  12/30/15
C!
poppy duck-like police squad
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
poppy duck-like police squad
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Obsidian mental disorder
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galvanic pearl market
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...
Irradiated low-t forum
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
thriller pozpig
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
azure garrison elastic band
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Exhilarant marketing idea
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
floppy cuckoldry immigrant
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...
Maniacal confused degenerate tattoo
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...
galvanic pearl market
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
high-end address wrinkle
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal
  12/30/15
2
Exhilarant marketing idea
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
high-end address wrinkle
  12/30/15
police
know-it-all alcoholic spot son of senegal
  12/30/15
1
Adventurous Pearly Black Woman
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Irradiated low-t forum
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Irradiated low-t forum
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4 and 180
thriller pozpig
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
thriller pozpig
  12/30/15
...
Irradiated low-t forum
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
wonderful painfully honest stage
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Puce sanctuary
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next chapter please!
sapphire well-lubricated chad
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: poppy duck-like police squad

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Irradiated low-t forum

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: galvanic pearl market



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: aromatic boistinker

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Odious salmon base mexican

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Adventurous Pearly Black Woman

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: poppy duck-like police squad

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: galvanic pearl market



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: poppy duck-like police squad

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry immigrant

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: galvanic pearl market



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry immigrant

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: galvanic pearl market



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: galvanic pearl market



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry immigrant

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Pearly Black Woman

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: thriller pozpig

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Irradiated low-t forum

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: know-it-all alcoholic spot son of senegal

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: poppy duck-like police squad

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: poppy duck-like police squad

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Obsidian mental disorder

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: galvanic pearl market



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Irradiated low-t forum



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: thriller pozpig

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: azure garrison elastic band

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant marketing idea

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: floppy cuckoldry immigrant

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Maniacal confused degenerate tattoo



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: galvanic pearl market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: high-end address wrinkle

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: greedy racy sandwich sneaky criminal

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant marketing idea

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: high-end address wrinkle

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: know-it-all alcoholic spot son of senegal

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Adventurous Pearly Black Woman

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Irradiated low-t forum

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Irradiated low-t forum



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: thriller pozpig

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: thriller pozpig

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694",#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Irradiated low-t forum



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: wonderful painfully honest stage

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Puce sanctuary



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: sapphire well-lubricated chad

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bistre nursing home foreskin



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: balding disgusting home halford



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