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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Silver State

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: adventurous cyan boistinker



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Flirting Indirect Expression Cumskin

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: big brass native

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: dead filthpig

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: dead filthpig



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: rusted party of the first part



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: lilac sick codepig

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: lilac sick codepig

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Henna address



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: fluffy rough-skinned azn



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: excitant sound barrier lettuce

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Carmine karate

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Low-t Parlour Striped Hyena

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: vivacious hateful range

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Carmine karate

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sooty wrinkle clown

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: adventurous cyan boistinker



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Stubborn point boltzmann

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: sooty wrinkle clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sooty wrinkle clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: insecure hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: comical associate fortuitous meteor

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: comical associate fortuitous meteor

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: comical associate fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: comical associate fortuitous meteor

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: hot turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: lilac sick codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: sticky yapping chapel

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: sticky yapping chapel

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Insanely creepy location nowag

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: appetizing sexy ratface

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720164)