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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Galvanic church

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: avocado irate mother



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Talented light church building

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: sexy boistinker

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: motley cream stead

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Geriatric school people who are hurt



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: motley cream stead



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: 180 parlor background story



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Indecent Place Of Business Abode



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Razzle embarrassed to the bone forum gunner

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Razzle embarrassed to the bone forum gunner

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: cocky primrose ceo



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: marvelous elite garrison



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Adventurous boiling water

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Spruce National

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: lavender faggotry spot

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: puce regret digit ratio

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Spruce National

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Floppy Marketing Idea Rehab

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: avocado irate mother



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Frisky immigrant

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Floppy Marketing Idea Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy Marketing Idea Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: chocolate slimy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: vivacious fluffy cuck senate

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: vivacious fluffy cuck senate

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: vivacious fluffy cuck senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: vivacious fluffy cuck senate

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Bull Headed Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Razzle embarrassed to the bone forum gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Silver glittery chad

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Silver glittery chad

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Silver glittery chad

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: garnet laser beams

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: bronze alpha ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743659)