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180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/20/26
out the firm
lascivious immigrant cuck
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
Comical offensive incel hell
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
glittery sanctuary
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
Comical offensive incel hell
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
lavender preventive strike piazza
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law&...
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"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
disrespectful giraffe
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
disrespectful giraffe
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
...
lascivious immigrant cuck
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
hairraiser dopamine
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
lascivious immigrant cuck
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
Cerebral nibblets
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
disrespectful giraffe
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
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as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
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tp
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Effete twinkling uncleanness
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Dare I say, tp?
disrespectful giraffe
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
Passionate state yarmulke
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...
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yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
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dude, i'm eating
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What manner of mystery meat is this
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, if you can keep it
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Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
Khaki Chapel
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
galvanic internal respiration
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
hairraiser dopamine
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
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  02/22/26
great word ty
cocky turdskin
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
Insane self-absorbed sweet tailpipe
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
bipolar circlehead
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
Cerebral nibblets
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
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just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
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scholarship
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Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
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Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
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disrespectful giraffe
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i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
galvanic internal respiration
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what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
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she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
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Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
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How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
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she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
Cerebral nibblets
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
disrespectful giraffe
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
cocky turdskin
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Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
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this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
cocky turdskin
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
...
cocky turdskin
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
cocky turdskin
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
lavender preventive strike piazza
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can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
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  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
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why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
lavender preventive strike piazza
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she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
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"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
lavender preventive strike piazza
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
lavender preventive strike piazza
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
glittery sanctuary
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
lavender preventive strike piazza
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
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Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
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Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
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it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
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...
disrespectful giraffe
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
Khaki Chapel
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
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  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
180 carnelian friendly grandma
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
onyx useless kitchen french chef
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
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The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS
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how Frutiger Aero of you
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TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L p...
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do you have her contact info?
180 carnelian friendly grandma
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant cuck

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Comical offensive incel hell

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: glittery sanctuary

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Comical offensive incel hell

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: lavender preventive strike piazza

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688807)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Sienna casino mad-dog skullcap

Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719851)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: disrespectful giraffe

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: disrespectful giraffe

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: lascivious immigrant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser dopamine

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant cuck

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Cerebral nibblets

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: disrespectful giraffe

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: canary indian lodge

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Sandwich Sneaky Criminal

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: sadistic patrolman locale

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Effete twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: disrespectful giraffe

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Passionate state yarmulke

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Thriller avocado temple mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: arousing anal mood pervert

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: sadistic patrolman locale

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Copper Public Bath Philosopher-king

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: canary indian lodge

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Trip Saffron Shrine Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: onyx useless kitchen french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: disrespectful giraffe

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Khaki Chapel

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: galvanic internal respiration

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: hairraiser dopamine

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal razzle corn cake jew

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cocky turdskin

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Insane self-absorbed sweet tailpipe

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: bipolar circlehead

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Cerebral nibblets

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: Cerebral nibblets

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: lascivious immigrant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: disrespectful giraffe

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: big fighting church electric furnace

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: confused exhilarant goal in life

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: glittery sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: arousing anal mood pervert

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: big fighting church electric furnace

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: lascivious immigrant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Comical offensive incel hell

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: disrespectful giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: galvanic internal respiration

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: galvanic internal respiration

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: big fighting church electric furnace

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: lascivious immigrant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Cheese-eating rambunctious heaven

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49685762)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Sienna casino mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719856)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: gay nofapping rehab

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Cerebral nibblets

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: disrespectful giraffe

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: cocky turdskin

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: big fighting church electric furnace

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cocky turdskin

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: cocky turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: cocky turdskin

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: lavender preventive strike piazza

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Trip Saffron Shrine Boltzmann

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Trip Saffron Shrine Boltzmann

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: lavender preventive strike piazza

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: lavender preventive strike piazza

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: lavender preventive strike piazza

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: glittery sanctuary

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: lavender preventive strike piazza

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling resort persian

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Bearded cruel-hearted point marketing idea

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: big fighting church electric furnace

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: disrespectful giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Khaki Chapel

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Godawful meetinghouse digit ratio

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: onyx useless kitchen french chef

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: cocky turdskin

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49710714)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Khaki Chapel

The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719821)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/

This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719632)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Khaki Chapel

Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big law lawyers”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719825)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Contagious hyperventilating puppy bawdyhouse

lcframpto

2h

Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719827)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Contagious hyperventilating puppy bawdyhouse

faryal29

3h

👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719830)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Contagious hyperventilating puppy bawdyhouse

sasha.spiers

1h

This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719836)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Contagious hyperventilating puppy bawdyhouse

isita_0707

1h

You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽

Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.

Like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Khaki Chapel

“the lsats”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720693)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: supple misunderstood international law enforcement agency laser beams

She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on Onlyfans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719852)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: spruce house elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719853)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Sienna casino mad-dog skullcap

Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genrea of threading and I am here for it. That being said, rather than hate on this bitch I wanna say something positive: I like how she enjoys the teamwork of late night striving. I am a solo and I stay up late working all the time (after dicking around all day) but it's just me. I liked the camaraderie of everyone putting in late hours to get shit done like you're all in the shit together. Now I just vent on XO to other autistic kikes and turds that probably hate me and I have pretty much no one to commiserate with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49719862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 7:27 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyone (even me), but there is NO redeeming quality about this bitch. she is a vile person in every respect.

she's clearly still in her 20s but has injected her face with botox (her lips don't move when she talks). she is a vapid fucking retard. has a vastly overinflated self-image (yes, Davis Polk is a preftigious firm indeed so good on her for making it there, but she is a nobody comma-chaser and is going to be pushed out by the time she's a 5-6th year associate and like i said above, we will be treated to "content" about her "life as in-house counsel for a F500 company" and of course it'll be identical to this bullshit: her walking around NYC, buying handbags, etc. but anyway, she clearly thinks that "she" is "closing deals" right alongside "the labron james of biglaw" or whatever nonsense she said in the latest video i poasted.)

can you imagine being a relationship with a person like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720290)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Sienna casino mad-dog skullcap

Some people appreciate scholarship and some don’t, what can I say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720786)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

how Frutiger Aero of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720793)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Sienna casino mad-dog skullcap

TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L property casebook

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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: 180 carnelian friendly grandma

do you have her contact info?

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