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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
high-end dun national
  12/14/25
the poasters
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
twinkling sickened resort stock car
  12/13/25
...
Hideous Drunken Pistol
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
pearl wonderful nowag
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
Flatulent Trust Fund Range
  12/12/25
which ones
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/12/25
...
Painfully Honest Library
  12/12/25
tp
Jet-lagged business firm twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
At-the-ready Drab Psychic
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
Anal Orchestra Pit Kitty
  12/13/25
...
flesh bbw
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
sticky jap
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
Hairraiser church building wagecucks
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
Khaki arousing box office
  12/12/25
...
Scarlet odious indian lodge
  12/13/25
...
twinkling sickened resort stock car
  12/13/25
...
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
Haunting Cyan Area Candlestick Maker
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
twisted excitant senate circlehead
  12/13/25
?
Rough-skinned magical stead
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
Rough-skinned magical stead
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
Fluffy amber windowlicker
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
Abusive Deep Whorehouse Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
twisted excitant senate circlehead
  12/13/25
...
Lascivious cobalt useless brakes
  12/13/25
...
Passionate onyx university
  12/13/25
...
Pearly vivacious indirect expression
  12/13/25
...
high-end dun national
  12/14/25
...
Nudist ivory theatre
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
Hairraiser church building wagecucks
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
Beta Orange Church
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/13/25
ty
Beta Orange Church
  12/14/25
...
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
pale dilemma scourge upon the earth
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
Nudist ivory theatre
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
flesh bbw
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/14/25
poerkan
Hideous Drunken Pistol
  12/14/25
...
Beta Orange Church
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
Hideous Drunken Pistol
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: high-end dun national

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: twinkling sickened resort stock car

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Hideous Drunken Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: pearl wonderful nowag

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Trust Fund Range

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged business firm twinkling uncleanness

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready Drab Psychic

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Anal Orchestra Pit Kitty

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: flesh bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: sticky jap

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser church building wagecucks

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Khaki arousing box office

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Scarlet odious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: twinkling sickened resort stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Haunting Cyan Area Candlestick Maker

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: twisted excitant senate circlehead

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned magical stead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned magical stead

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Fluffy amber windowlicker

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Abusive Deep Whorehouse Mad-dog Skullcap

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: twisted excitant senate circlehead

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Lascivious cobalt useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Passionate onyx university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Pearly vivacious indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: high-end dun national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Nudist ivory theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser church building wagecucks

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Beta Orange Church

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Beta Orange Church

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: pale dilemma scourge upon the earth

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Nudist ivory theatre

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: flesh bbw

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Hideous Drunken Pistol

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Beta Orange Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Corn Cake

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Hideous Drunken Pistol

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49510939)