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BENZO SHITVAX Case Filed 4/13/2020, Coming Up On 6 Years. ROFL

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Spruce Toaster
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Brass Range Dragon
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Spruce Toaster
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Per the new anti-fraud initiative, President Trump has taken...
Exciting Market Double Fault
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Cocky Trailer Park Boltzmann
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titillating institution
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Brass Range Dragon
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Spruce Toaster
  03/08/26
Wasn’t the trial in 2023
Zombie-like keepsake machete
  03/08/26
this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the de...
Brass Range Dragon
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Spruce Toaster
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Zombie-like keepsake machete
  03/08/26
They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he d...
Zombie-like keepsake machete
  03/08/26
lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorne...
Spruce Toaster
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Zombie-like keepsake machete
  03/08/26
As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the D...
Exciting Market Double Fault
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titillating institution
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Arousing tripping stock car locale
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To be fair, Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words...
obsidian duck-like piazza
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Brass Range Dragon
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Brass Range Dragon
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Date: March 8th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster



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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Brass Range Dragon



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Date: March 8th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Exciting Market Double Fault

Per the new anti-fraud initiative, President Trump has taken great interest in Benzo’s case and has directed the United States Department of Health and Human Services and Department of Justice to look whether there was fraud on the Court when there was a failure to report several sexually transmitted diseases and use of illicit drugs at trial.

We will continue to work on this case, and plan on securing several indictments shortly.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Cocky Trailer Park Boltzmann



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: titillating institution



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Brass Range Dragon



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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like keepsake machete

Wasn’t the trial in 2023

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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: Brass Range Dragon

this is an intellectually rigorous case. I understand the delay.

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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster



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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Zombie-like keepsake machete



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Date: March 8th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like keepsake machete

They probably lost the trial transcripts and are hoping he dies before they’re forced to admit the error

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:12 PM
Author: Spruce Toaster

lol why would they even need to admit the error? his attorney got paid. the judge who did the trial isnt even on the court anymore. the gov attorney obviously got paid and doesnt gaf. literally nobody gives a fuck

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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like keepsake machete



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Date: March 8th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Exciting Market Double Fault

As a result of President Trump’s leadership, and the DOGE tip line, this particular file has been flagged for thorough review. I have personally appointed the “Patriot Auditors” to review this case file.

We at the United States Department of Health and Human Services care deeply about protecting the American taxpayers from waste, fraud, and abuse. I cannot comment further regarding ongoing investigations, but on our referral, the Department of Justice is making its case to a grand jury. All involved will be brought to justice.

President Trump and his administration would like to thank the anonymous tipster from Michigan, who will be handsomely rewarded for bringing this case to DOGE’s attention.

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This has been a message from the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: titillating institution



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Date: March 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Arousing tripping stock car locale



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Date: March 9th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: obsidian duck-like piazza

To be fair,

Benzo will be rich any day now, mark my words!

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Brass Range Dragon



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Brass Range Dragon



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