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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Racy menage selfie
  12/08/25
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Racy menage selfie
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Snowy dog poop area
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Bat shit crazy cracking turdskin
  12/12/25
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Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life
  12/17/25
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Opaque location friendly grandma
  12/17/25
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disgusting legend
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
orchid codepig dysfunction
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Racy menage selfie
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
orchid codepig dysfunction
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Racy menage selfie
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
carmine effete cruise ship travel guidebook
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Racy menage selfie
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
exciting sick meetinghouse
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Racy menage selfie
  12/18/25
lol
Talking abode gaming laptop
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
exciting sick meetinghouse
  12/17/25
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Racy menage selfie
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
bateful cobalt ticket booth feces
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Talking abode gaming laptop
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
bateful cobalt ticket booth feces
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
carnelian startling voyeur market
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Motley People Who Are Hurt
  12/17/25
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Passionate Slimy Gunner Station
  12/17/25
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irradiated angry digit ratio
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Mind-boggling harsh messiness organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
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Crystalline fortuitous meteor mediation
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Racy menage selfie
  12/17/25
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Bossy Hot Locus
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Mustard plaza
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
electric tanning salon boltzmann
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
carnelian startling voyeur market
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
electric tanning salon boltzmann
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
carnelian startling voyeur market
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
electric tanning salon boltzmann
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
gold concupiscible juggernaut parlor
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
bateful cobalt ticket booth feces
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Mustard plaza
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
bateful cobalt ticket booth feces
  12/17/25
...
gold concupiscible juggernaut parlor
  12/17/25
I am not!
Mustard plaza
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Puce filthpig
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Snowy dog poop area

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy cracking turdskin

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Opaque location friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: disgusting legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: orchid codepig dysfunction

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: orchid codepig dysfunction

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: carmine effete cruise ship travel guidebook

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: exciting sick meetinghouse

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Talking abode gaming laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: exciting sick meetinghouse

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bateful cobalt ticket booth feces

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Talking abode gaming laptop

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: bateful cobalt ticket booth feces

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted umber temple love of her life

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: carnelian startling voyeur market

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Motley People Who Are Hurt

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Passionate Slimy Gunner Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: irradiated angry digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling harsh messiness organic girlfriend

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Crystalline fortuitous meteor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Racy menage selfie

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Bossy Hot Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Mustard plaza

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: electric tanning salon boltzmann

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: carnelian startling voyeur market

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: electric tanning salon boltzmann

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: carnelian startling voyeur market

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: electric tanning salon boltzmann

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: gold concupiscible juggernaut parlor

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: bateful cobalt ticket booth feces

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Mustard plaza

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: bateful cobalt ticket booth feces

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: gold concupiscible juggernaut parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Mustard plaza

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Puce filthpig

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49518198)