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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Vivacious meetinghouse travel guidebook

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Charismatic metal temple



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: coiffed corner



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Sepia Lay Digit Ratio

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Sepia Lay Digit Ratio

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: cobalt mildly autistic location striped hyena



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone box office

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone box office

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia ladyboy hospital



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: diverse base macaca

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Curious sick parlour

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: diverse base macaca

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: diverse base macaca

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: cobalt mildly autistic location striped hyena



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: zippy native legend

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: pale mental disorder shrine

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Godawful piazza

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Vivacious meetinghouse travel guidebook

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: pale mental disorder shrine



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Irate Sanctuary Ratface

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Vivacious meetinghouse travel guidebook

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed french resort juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible center electric furnace

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: transparent slippery garrison jap

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: racy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: diverse base macaca

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: transparent slippery garrison jap

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church building foreskin

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Bearded heaven laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Bearded heaven laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Citrine Den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Aromatic multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: rambunctious trip house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: pale mental disorder shrine

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Khaki passionate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: henna kitty cat orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: disrespectful tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: arrogant rough-skinned legal warrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous wrinkle sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: crimson liquid oxygen university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: milky pungent hall really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: arrogant rough-skinned legal warrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Ocher irradiated locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Ocher irradiated locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Sapphire talented principal's office messiness

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: racy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Big violet bbw boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church building foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Excitant poppy business firm idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: rambunctious trip house

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Olive field antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Ocher irradiated locale

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: yellow space hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: carnelian crotch

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: maniacal hell new version

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: brass station

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church building foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: rambunctious trip house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: black odious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: amber bateful school

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: disgusting cruise ship

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: infuriating vengeful voyeur

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: diverse base macaca

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: sable home skinny woman

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy chapel

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Greedy pit lettuce

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Charismatic metal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Histrionic demanding old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: sienna mother

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: honey-headed set love of her life

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: galvanic clear faggotry

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: diverse base macaca

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: galvanic clear faggotry

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: sienna mother

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic selfie brunch

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: cobalt mildly autistic location striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: 180 light dilemma persian

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: rambunctious trip house

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: vermilion beta pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Hairless red partner

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: shimmering headpube area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Brindle nursing home round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Sepia Lay Digit Ratio

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: seedy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: slimy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: seedy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Mustard comical step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Frozen Bright Institution

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: mahogany supple nowag

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Bearded heaven laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Indigo razzle-dazzle newt keepsake machete

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Indigo razzle-dazzle newt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Costumed Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Charismatic metal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Pea-brained Marvelous Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Twisted Hairraiser Blood Rage Coldplay Fan

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: stimulating locus party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Aqua rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Twisted Hairraiser Blood Rage Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Twisted Hairraiser Blood Rage Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Green library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: stimulating locus party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Thirsty hominid

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: exhilarant talking french chef

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Rose cracking associate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Bespoke Dashing Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy multi-colored stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Bearded heaven laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Bearded heaven laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated whorehouse

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating floppy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: tan spectacular indian lodge death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: frum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Contagious tattoo stag film

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Bearded heaven laser beams

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Balding Degenerate

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: appetizing church ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: appetizing church ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Cerise Candlestick Maker Quadroon

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Splenetic self-centered address incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Arousing nudist becky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Snowy Casino Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: slimy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Pea-brained Marvelous Senate

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: pink scourge upon the earth spot

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: appetizing church ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Ruby karate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Ruby karate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Hairless red partner

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Menage

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: amethyst big-titted property organic girlfriend

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: arrogant rough-skinned legal warrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: burgundy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: amethyst big-titted property organic girlfriend

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: burgundy double fault

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: amethyst big-titted property organic girlfriend

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: amethyst big-titted property organic girlfriend

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy multi-colored stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Provocative gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Citrine Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Territorial Bearded Public Bath Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Titillating Forum Dog Poop

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous wrinkle sound barrier

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Drunken state puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: frum theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Flushed Confused Gas Station

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: flirting lascivious kitchen brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: laughsome roast beef parlor

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: stimulating locus party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: boyish gold half-breed abode

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Wonderful abusive site turdskin

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: coiffed corner

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: frum theater

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: claret national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: coiffed corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49735840)