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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: bright boistinker

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Gold Prole Box Office



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: House-broken Rehab Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Rebellious foreskin

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Rebellious foreskin

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Judgmental heady area lettuce



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: multi-colored red locale

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: multi-colored red locale

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Trip indecent stag film regret



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed university

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Sickened theatre really tough guy

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed university

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed university

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Judgmental heady area lettuce



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Adventurous violet range

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: laughsome white school cafeteria

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: underhanded senate hissy fit

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: bright boistinker

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: laughsome white school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: wonderful selfie

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: bright boistinker

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Boyish Silver Mexican Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Passionate Geriatric Chad Gay Wizard

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: coral heaven dingle berry

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: abusive coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed university

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: coral heaven dingle berry

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: yapping self-centered site

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Flatulent vibrant chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Flatulent vibrant chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: talented vermilion indian lodge international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: pearl racy associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: multi-colored red locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: diverse hilarious hunting ground deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling jew

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: laughsome white school cafeteria

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Odious olive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Blue thriller quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Provocative Address Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: zippy place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: glittery brilliant parlour half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: costumed jet-lagged spot background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: zippy place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: appetizing orange patrolman

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: abusive coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: henna toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: yapping self-centered site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling jew

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: dun double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Electric chestnut piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: hairraiser disrespectful codepig

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Cocky fishy native people who are hurt

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Charcoal charismatic nursing home

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: yapping self-centered site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: green bespoke business firm nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Comical Legend Masturbator

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Excitant lay boltzmann

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: ebony macaca jewess

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed university

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Stirring maroon death wish pistol

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: sapphire round eye french chef

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine internet-worthy trailer park

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Gold Prole Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: bonkers concupiscible ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Mischievous kitty plaza

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Curious travel guidebook feces

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring giraffe

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed university

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring giraffe

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Mischievous kitty plaza

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Low-t fuchsia roast beef useless brakes

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Judgmental heady area lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: ivory thirsty puppy pit

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling jew

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Exhilarant dead sanctuary therapy

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Irate Nofapping Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: deep base sex offender

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: yellow messiness filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Claret theater stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Rebellious foreskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: primrose circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: twisted transparent turdskin fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: primrose circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Buff titillating faggotry lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: crawly cheese-eating genital piercing cruise ship

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: sapphire round eye french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Dashing Aqua Location

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Flatulent vibrant chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: jet cracking point

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: jet cracking point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: startling cobalt gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Gold Prole Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: amethyst contagious party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: talented vermilion indian lodge international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Splenetic doobsian forum

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Citrine aggressive internal respiration temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Splenetic doobsian forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Splenetic doobsian forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: bossy pink stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Citrine aggressive internal respiration temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Bistre marvelous locus idiot

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: twinkling fluffy potus wagecucks

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Walnut step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: 180 territorial cuck voyeur

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Iridescent library cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Flatulent vibrant chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Flatulent vibrant chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: talented vermilion indian lodge international law enforcement agency

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: sapphire round eye french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: sepia free-loading brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: swollen sienna resort boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: blathering canary pocket flask church

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Flatulent vibrant chapel cuckoldry

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: nudist dopamine whorehouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Overrated Orchid Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Overrated Orchid Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: out-of-control magenta jap

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Crackhouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Saffron big-titted pisswyrm shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: talking purple toaster bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: twisted transparent turdskin fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: amethyst contagious party of the first part

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: lascivious ocher alpha kitchen

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Overrated Orchid Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: bateful personal credit line office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: bateful personal credit line office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: deep base sex offender

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: plum big garrison friendly grandma

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: ultramarine national dragon

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: zippy place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Insane Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: ultramarine national dragon

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Insane Hell

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: ultramarine national dragon

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: ultramarine national dragon

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Iridescent library cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: mint beady-eyed kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: pearl racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: High-end blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Very tactful mediation set

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: glittery brilliant parlour half-breed

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: vivacious mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: swollen sienna resort boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: flesh pozpig

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: misanthropic chartreuse state halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Vigorous infuriating abode rigpig

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Citrine aggressive internal respiration temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: opaque razzmatazz goal in life

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: up-to-no-good aromatic stage nibblets

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: House-broken Rehab Cuckold

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: swollen sienna resort boiling water

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: hyperventilating pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: House-broken Rehab Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49777531)