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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
comical half-breed friendly grandma
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
flushed irate chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
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laughsome pit
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
comical half-breed friendly grandma
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
comical half-breed friendly grandma
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
flushed irate chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
obsidian preventive strike
  04/05/26
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Bright ceo knife
  04/05/26
Lol
Exciting heaven azn
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Free-loading Geriatric Theatre
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
comical half-breed friendly grandma
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Free-loading Geriatric Theatre
  04/05/26
...
flushed irate chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Peach degenerate principal's office
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
laughsome pit
  04/05/26
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purple haunted graveyard public bath
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
lascivious yellow ticket booth
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
trip prole
  04/05/26
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Fragrant costumed toaster cruise ship
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Heady Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
jade elite university
  04/05/26
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soul-stirring underhanded cuck lodge
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
comical half-breed friendly grandma
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
jade elite university
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Domesticated box office
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
fuchsia sexy trailer park karate
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
pungent pozpig native
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Twisted floppy range
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Crimson Boiling Water Shrine
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
milky quadroon
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
fuchsia sexy trailer park karate
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Twisted floppy range
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
milky quadroon
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Fragrant costumed toaster cruise ship
  04/05/26
...
flushed irate chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
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Diverse Incel Messiness
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Domesticated box office
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
milky quadroon
  04/05/26
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Bright ceo knife
  04/05/26
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Bright ceo knife
  04/05/26
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Curious Rusted Water Buffalo Market
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Curious Rusted Water Buffalo Market
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Nofapping factory reset button
  04/05/26
...
flushed irate chapel generalized bond
  04/05/26
...
obsidian preventive strike
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Chocolate trump supporter
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
comical half-breed friendly grandma
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Domesticated box office
  04/05/26
...
milky quadroon
  04/05/26
...
Titillating Wine Casino Skinny Woman
  04/06/26
Pls respond
180 magenta garrison tank
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
obsidian preventive strike
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: comical half-breed friendly grandma

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: flushed irate chapel generalized bond

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: laughsome pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: comical half-breed friendly grandma

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: comical half-breed friendly grandma

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: flushed irate chapel generalized bond

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: obsidian preventive strike

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Bright ceo knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Exciting heaven azn

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Free-loading Geriatric Theatre

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: comical half-breed friendly grandma

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Free-loading Geriatric Theatre

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: flushed irate chapel generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Peach degenerate principal's office

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: laughsome pit

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: purple haunted graveyard public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: lascivious yellow ticket booth

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: trip prole

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Fragrant costumed toaster cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Heady Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: jade elite university

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring underhanded cuck lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: comical half-breed friendly grandma

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: jade elite university

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Domesticated box office

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: fuchsia sexy trailer park karate

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: pungent pozpig native

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Twisted floppy range

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Crimson Boiling Water Shrine

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: milky quadroon

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: fuchsia sexy trailer park karate

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Twisted floppy range

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: milky quadroon

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Fragrant costumed toaster cruise ship

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: flushed irate chapel generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Diverse Incel Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Domesticated box office

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: milky quadroon

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bright ceo knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bright ceo knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Curious Rusted Water Buffalo Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Curious Rusted Water Buffalo Market

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Nofapping factory reset button

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: flushed irate chapel generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: obsidian preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Chocolate trump supporter

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: comical half-breed friendly grandma

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Domesticated box office

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: milky quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Titillating Wine Casino Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: 180 magenta garrison tank

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: obsidian preventive strike

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49812165)