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The one way Trump can still win: secure the enriched uranium

Iran has spent decades enriching enough uranium for like 15 ...
Violent Whorehouse Codepig
  03/09/26
it's gonna be like Matt Damon in Green Zone looking for WMD
learning disabled wagecucks
  03/09/26
It was hard to watch that movie with the hindsight how poorl...
Citrine ungodly mother
  03/09/26
doubt it ever existed
supple crackhouse
  03/09/26
(Tony Soprano)
arousing lodge
  03/09/26
nukes don't kill people, people kill people-- and as a test ...
henna ape
  03/09/26
lol @ this bs and lol @ anyone even believing them if they ...
Underhanded exciting corner
  03/09/26
dat yellowcake!
aqua ceo address
  03/09/26
"Don't drop that shit! Don't you drop that shit!"
Citrine ungodly mother
  03/09/26
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aqua ceo address
  03/09/26
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cerebral doctorate
  03/09/26
nobody is getting themselves radiated for Trump
Maize messiness trump supporter
  03/09/26
lol -- people in the rest of the world just want to live in ...
self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo
  03/09/26
Sorry but we can't co-occupy a planet with these desert apes...
dashing lavender love of her life
  03/09/26
just take your L and move on my friend.
self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo
  03/09/26
What L? Your leader and like the next 4 people in the line o...
dashing lavender love of her life
  03/09/26
just gonna sit here and enjoy your toothless seething &qu...
self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo
  03/09/26
"cornered" how exactly? Be very, very specific. Ri...
dashing lavender love of her life
  03/09/26
i don't have time to argue with delusional denialists, here ...
self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo
  03/09/26
Desert monkey has to resort to white technology which is onl...
dashing lavender love of her life
  03/09/26
and predictably the racial insults have begun you guys ar...
self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo
  03/09/26
Don't speak to your superiors in this way. We don't want you...
woah
  03/09/26


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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Violent Whorehouse Codepig

Iran has spent decades enriching enough uranium for like 15 nukes. If Delta Force or whoever can seize that and remove it, then that will make the operation a success imo. Seems really hard, though since Iran has known for a long time that we are planning such a mission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728236)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: learning disabled wagecucks

it's gonna be like Matt Damon in Green Zone looking for WMD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728238)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Citrine ungodly mother

It was hard to watch that movie with the hindsight how poorly managed that War was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728271)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: supple crackhouse

doubt it ever existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728239)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: arousing lodge

(Tony Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729514)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: henna ape

nukes don't kill people, people kill people-- and as a test of national character Iran will never back down in an eternal battle against USA/Israel-- kill or be killed, clash of civilizations, the war will go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728241)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Underhanded exciting corner

lol @ this bs and lol @ anyone even believing them if they claim the delta force "swooped in and stole the top-secret uranium!"

the only way trump can "win" is by instituting e-verify with severe criminal penalties for hiring illegals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728245)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: aqua ceo address

dat yellowcake!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728264)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Citrine ungodly mother

"Don't drop that shit! Don't you drop that shit!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728383)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: aqua ceo address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729418)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: cerebral doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729448)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Maize messiness trump supporter

nobody is getting themselves radiated for Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728389)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo

lol -- people in the rest of the world just want to live in peace. maybe stop bombing people and killing them if you don't want them to develop the weapons that would prevent you from bombing them and killing them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729452)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: dashing lavender love of her life

Sorry but we can't co-occupy a planet with these desert apes. They all have to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729460)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo

just take your L and move on my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729462)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: dashing lavender love of her life

What L? Your leader and like the next 4 people in the line of succession got vaporized, that's not something a country comes back from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729467)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo

just gonna sit here and enjoy your toothless seething

"big bad america is here!"

*gets cornered in one week*

lol @ you and the Jews that have planned this for 40 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729471)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: dashing lavender love of her life

"cornered" how exactly? Be very, very specific. Right now the US can fly anywhere over Iran and put a warhead on any forehead they choose, the strait of Hormuz is open, and oil is back to basically normal prices with no substantial damage to any Western-aligned production.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729481)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo

i don't have time to argue with delusional denialists, here

Short answer: No — that description is overly optimistic and not really accurate based on current reporting. Parts of it are partially true, but several key points are wrong or misleading.

Here’s the reality broken down.

1. “The US can fly anywhere over Iran and hit anyone”

Not fully true.

The U.S. and Israel do have strong airpower advantages and have achieved localized air superiority in some regions, especially near the Persian Gulf coast.

However, analysts warn that claims of total air dominance over Iran are exaggerated because Iran still has air defenses, missiles, and drones capable of threatening aircraft and bases.

Why it matters:

Iran is huge (~1.6 million km², mountainous terrain).

Deep inland strikes require SEAD operations, tankers, and suppression of mobile SAMs.

Iran still retains ballistic missiles and drones, which complicate operations.

Reality:

✔ U.S./Israel can strike targets across Iran

✖ But they do not have uncontested control of all Iranian airspace

2. “The Strait of Hormuz is open”

Also misleading.

Traffic through the strait has dropped dramatically since the conflict began.

In some periods, tanker traffic has fallen around 90%, with insurers refusing coverage.

Iran has threatened ships and in some cases declared the strait closed or unsafe.

Some ships still pass, but:

Many tankers turned back or stayed in port

The U.S. has discussed naval escorts for tankers

Reality:

✔ Not completely sealed

✖ But far from “open and normal”

3. “Oil is back to normal prices”

Definitely false right now.

Recent reporting:

Brent crude surged above $100 per barrel.

Some reports show prices reaching $110–$119 during the conflict.

Around 9 million barrels/day have been temporarily removed from the market.

The war has:

disrupted shipping

threatened Gulf production

spiked global energy prices

Reality:

✖ Oil markets are not normal at all.

4. Western-aligned production not damaged?

Mostly true — but fragile.

Most Gulf infrastructure is still intact, though:

Saudi facilities have been attacked (limited damage).

Several Gulf states have reduced output due to shipping disruptions and storage issues.

So:

✔ Major infrastructure mostly intact

✖ But output and shipping are disrupted

Bottom line

Your statement would only be accurate if things looked like this:

Claim Reality

US controls all Iranian airspace No — only partial/local superiority

Strait of Hormuz fully open No — traffic heavily disrupted

Oil prices normal No — >$100/barrel spike

Western oil production unaffected Mostly intact but under stress

So the current situation is far more unstable than the statement suggests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729489)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: dashing lavender love of her life

Desert monkey has to resort to white technology which is only able to regurgitate stale information back to a Supreme White God.

Oil is already well under $100, it's actually back below $90 at time of poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed wonderful piazza tattoo

and predictably the racial insults have begun

you guys are so pathetic. the jew runs your shit maybe work on fixing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729520)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)

Don't speak to your superiors in this way. We don't want you here, and we're done tolerating you. Go home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5843402&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729632)