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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| bateful becky | 10/09/12 |
| bateful becky | 10/09/12 |
| bateful becky | 10/10/12 |
| Racy Slippery Cuck | 10/10/12 |
| chestnut digit ratio | 10/10/12 |
| Electric Circlehead Generalized Bond | 10/10/12 |
| bossy diverse private investor resort | 10/10/12 |
| Mauve underhanded twinkling uncleanness | 10/10/12 |
| bossy diverse private investor resort | 10/10/12 |
| Trip self-centered sneaky criminal dilemma | 10/10/12 |
| Talented dull state | 05/15/23 |
| bateful becky | 10/10/12 |
| judgmental beady-eyed plaza mood | 10/10/12 |
| Aggressive sanctuary | 10/10/12 |
| disturbing giraffe keepsake machete | 10/29/12 |
| flatulent internal respiration trust fund | 05/14/23 |
| mischievous razzmatazz school cafeteria | 10/29/12 |
| Out-of-control spot | 10/29/12 |
| Magenta dashing gaping hell | 05/15/23 |
| histrionic cumskin corner | 05/15/23 |
| Ruddy university jap | 05/15/23 |
| Magical whorehouse legend | 05/15/23 |
| tancredi marchiolo | 02/01/26 |
| chinese salaryman | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: bateful becky http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: bateful becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: bateful becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Racy Slippery Cuck lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: chestnut digit ratio What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Electric Circlehead Generalized Bond http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: bossy diverse private investor resort dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Mauve underhanded twinkling uncleanness Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: bossy diverse private investor resort cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Trip self-centered sneaky criminal dilemma "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Talented dull state It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: bateful becky Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: judgmental beady-eyed plaza mood tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Aggressive sanctuary 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: disturbing giraffe keepsake machete awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: flatulent internal respiration trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: mischievous razzmatazz school cafeteria these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Out-of-control spot Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Magenta dashing gaping hell 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: histrionic cumskin corner You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Ruddy university jap lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Magical whorehouse legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49639607) |