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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio
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Go back to India
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180 moniker
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
crystalline territorial fanboi
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
Peach indian lodge
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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i came at 'dad bods'
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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probably his masterwork
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Costumed crimson rehab goal in life

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: heady quadroon

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: crystalline territorial fanboi



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Grizzly Kitchen

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Pale Vivacious Pit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Vigorous national security agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: crystalline territorial fanboi

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Peach indian lodge

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Burgundy associate university

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Scarlet infuriating set

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: startled cuckold office

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Pale Vivacious Pit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Ivory Roast Beef Affirmative Action



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: startled cuckold office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Voyeur Round Eye



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: mauve trip temple



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: slap-happy irate shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Translucent Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: talented opaque gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Costumed crimson rehab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: abnormal well-lubricated ceo stage

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Topaz Principal's Office Macaca

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Mint titillating internal respiration garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Topaz Principal's Office Macaca

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: concupiscible useless brakes

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: out-of-control pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: startled cuckold office

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Spruce Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: copper trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: sable exhilarant roommate spot

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Bipolar lilac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: bateful boistinker fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Awkward Halford

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Nofapping Voyeur Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: excitant dilemma psychic

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Demanding maroon alpha milk

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: zombie-like french international law enforcement agency locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Awkward Halford

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Silver legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Awkward Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Orchid Bearded Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Sticky godawful ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Glassy chapel twinkling uncleanness

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: adventurous fiercely-loyal dragon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Thirsty appetizing corner pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Aromatic Stubborn Native

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Stubborn Native

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Silver legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Costumed crimson rehab goal in life

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Silver legend

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Pale Vivacious Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Amber filthy feces brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: twisted boltzmann knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Sienna idiotic brethren

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating razzle sanctuary reading party

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Sienna idiotic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating razzle sanctuary reading party

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Salmon pistol

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Ivory Roast Beef Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating razzle sanctuary reading party

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Red self-centered candlestick maker

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: startled cuckold office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Thirsty appetizing corner pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Burgundy associate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Big theatre jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: zombie-like french international law enforcement agency locale

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Deep indigo masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: gaped cream forum liquid oxygen

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Canary Sex Offender Circlehead

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Histrionic Death Wish Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Rusted goyim parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Translucent Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: gold metal old irish cottage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: flirting cracking potus hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Spruce Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Canary Sex Offender Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Rusted goyim parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: turquoise hell

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling khaki library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: gold metal old irish cottage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Red self-centered candlestick maker

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: underhanded telephone

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling khaki library

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: sable exhilarant roommate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: concupiscible useless brakes

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Arrogant yellow gunner

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Stimulating Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Floppy Regret School Cafeteria

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: laughsome haunted graveyard

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Burgundy associate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: abnormal well-lubricated ceo stage

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: fuchsia market gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: hateful dysfunction nibblets

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: dashing azn

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: fuchsia market gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: sable exhilarant roommate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic french chef persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Mildly autistic french chef persian

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Big theatre jewess

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: startled cuckold office

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Awkward Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Arousing rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Silver legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: sable exhilarant roommate spot

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Deep indigo masturbator

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Arrogant yellow gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: gold metal old irish cottage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: twisted boltzmann knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: fuchsia market gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: gold metal old irish cottage school

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Bipolar lilac philosopher-king

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Low-t flickering stain area

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: black toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Naked pink sound barrier son of senegal

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: gold metal old irish cottage school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: motley wild station

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Drunken ticket booth pisswyrm

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: sable exhilarant roommate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Awkward Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Offensive Carnelian Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: milky galvanic sweet tailpipe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: milky galvanic sweet tailpipe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: startled cuckold office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Canary Sex Offender Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: hateful dysfunction nibblets

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: hideous fishy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Amber filthy feces brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: twisted boltzmann knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Boyish Ruddy Clown Chad

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: concupiscible useless brakes

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: lascivious dun den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: lascivious dun den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Burgundy associate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Awkward Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Costumed crimson rehab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Blue thriller coffee pot organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairy Legs Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Awkward Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: odious home ratface

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: odious home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: wonderful yapping mental disorder

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: odious home ratface

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: odious home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Arrogant yellow gunner

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: odious home ratface

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Arrogant yellow gunner

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Vigorous national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Provocative Center Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Charcoal passionate house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: talented opaque gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: obsidian point place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: out-of-control pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: talented opaque gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: amethyst doobsian foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Greedy bull headed gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Burgundy associate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Fragrant karate business firm

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: odious home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Costumed crimson rehab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Costumed crimson rehab goal in life

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Silver legend

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: seedy senate

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: mauve trip temple

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: odious home ratface

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: odious home ratface

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: mauve trip temple



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: iridescent wagecucks stead

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: slap-happy irate shrine



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: odious home ratface



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Floppy Regret School Cafeteria

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Ebony really tough guy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: odious home ratface



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy tank

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: odious home ratface



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Lettuce Trump Supporter



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: twisted boltzmann knife

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tank



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: odious home ratface



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Jade Angry Skinny Woman

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: slap-happy irate shrine



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tank



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: mauve trip temple



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Poppy rigpig



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Poppy rigpig



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: sable exhilarant roommate spot



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: overrated black woman deer antler



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Floppy Regret School Cafeteria

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: unholy preventive strike institution



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Amber filthy feces brunch

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Chocolate Hall Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: contagious hominid abode

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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