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Little known fact about 401ks

Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k&...
glittery property marketing idea
  03/14/26
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pontificating native
  03/14/26
What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k ...
Cerebral Orchestra Pit Round Eye
  03/14/26
If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usua...
glittery property marketing idea
  03/14/26
how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sens...
Lilac field brethren
  03/14/26
read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an ins...
glittery property marketing idea
  03/14/26
that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus...
Lilac field brethren
  03/14/26
this can't be real
learning disabled scarlet place of business abode
  03/14/26
link? i can't find anything about this
Arousing Useless Base Alpha
  03/14/26
flame
heady medicated rehab striped hyena
  03/14/26
Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high f...
Spruce concupiscible crotch
  03/14/26
that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite
Lilac field brethren
  03/14/26
I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra
Cerebral Orchestra Pit Round Eye
  03/14/26
why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"
Passionate adulterous internal respiration sanctuary
  03/14/26
any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks...
glittery property marketing idea
  03/14/26
do you mean a settlement account? money market mutual fun...
bossy police squad
  03/14/26
Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be ...
comical newt
  03/14/26
Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or...
Slippery aqua candlestick maker
  03/14/26
I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t...
comical newt
  03/14/26
You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”
Slippery aqua candlestick maker
  03/14/26
good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust mu...
Lilac field brethren
  03/14/26
the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memeco...
Dashing sable nursing home gaming laptop
  03/14/26
don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins
glittery property marketing idea
  03/14/26
don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you kn...
Dashing sable nursing home gaming laptop
  03/14/26
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glittery property marketing idea
  03/14/26
WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal m...
gold soul-stirring ticket booth
  03/15/26


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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: glittery property marketing idea

Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k’s “cash equivalent” fund is now a swap that pays you a higher rate of return but will be completely wiped out if there’s a market crash. MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743114)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: pontificating native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743123)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Orchestra Pit Round Eye

What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k and roth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743143)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: glittery property marketing idea

If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usually sits in a cash equivalent account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743182)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Lilac field brethren

how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sense even if u had STOOK etf it wldnt be wiped out in crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743195)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: glittery property marketing idea

read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an insurer for various funds which pay you a higher rate of return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743203)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Lilac field brethren

that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus, converted it to IRA but it was always hilarous to me how they restrict what u can invest in a 401k so these kikes can make more fees, its the biggest furking scam, when i had my 401k with schwab i cant even invest in VOO, SPY, it was some stupid mutual funds with 10x higher fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743210)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: learning disabled scarlet place of business abode

this can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743457)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Arousing Useless Base Alpha

link? i can't find anything about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743146)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: heady medicated rehab striped hyena

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743155)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Spruce concupiscible crotch

Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high fee alternatives they don't understand and get fleeced by Lutnick, Kushner, et al

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/08/democratizing-access-to-alternative-assets-for-401k-investors/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743162)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Lilac field brethren

that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743197)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Cerebral Orchestra Pit Round Eye

I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743177)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Passionate adulterous internal respiration sanctuary

why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743180)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: glittery property marketing idea

any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks or bonds is typically set to default into a cash equivalent account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743190)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: bossy police squad

do you mean a settlement account?

money market mutual fund?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743201)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: comical newt

Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be in bonds if you are nearing retirement anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743206)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Slippery aqua candlestick maker

Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or even more conservative investments if you are “nearing” retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743212)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: comical newt

I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t in bonds. Stop Gaslighting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743271)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Slippery aqua candlestick maker

You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743347)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Lilac field brethren

good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust museum & pool club ($19.99 "Auschwitz remembrance fee" still applies plus 45% tip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743218)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Dashing sable nursing home gaming laptop

the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memecoin, and World Liberty Financial by default

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743260)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: glittery property marketing idea

don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743273)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Dashing sable nursing home gaming laptop

don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you know what's good for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743292)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: glittery property marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743295)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: gold soul-stirring ticket booth

WTF? The sweep account at mine is just some basic federal money market fund? What horrible provider did your employer select for your plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49745308)