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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Supple internal respiration mediation
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Supple internal respiration mediation
  08/14/26
No you
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Fragrant maroon native
  08/14/26
(marcion)
jet fanboi faggot firefighter
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Contagious Impertinent Electric Furnace
  08/14/26
...
Supple internal respiration mediation
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
sepia theater
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
...
Supple internal respiration mediation
  08/14/26
...
Orchid Nowag Associate
  08/14/26
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lemon nibblets friendly grandma
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
heady saffron fortuitous meteor
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
heady saffron fortuitous meteor
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
heady saffron fortuitous meteor
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
burgundy disgusting filthpig ticket booth
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
painfully honest library rigpig
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
😲
painfully honest library rigpig
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
painfully honest library rigpig
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Supple internal respiration mediation
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
Ghastly
gedood persoon
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Fishy soul-stirring round eye
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
Thirsty double fault
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
wonderful hall wrinkle
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
mildly autistic tanning salon haunted graveyard
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
mildly autistic tanning salon haunted graveyard
  08/15/26
...
Silver Keepsake Machete
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Supple internal respiration mediation

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Supple internal respiration mediation

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Fragrant maroon native

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: jet fanboi faggot firefighter

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Contagious Impertinent Electric Furnace

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Supple internal respiration mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: sepia theater

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Supple internal respiration mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Orchid Nowag Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: lemon nibblets friendly grandma



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: heady saffron fortuitous meteor

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: heady saffron fortuitous meteor

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: heady saffron fortuitous meteor

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: burgundy disgusting filthpig ticket booth

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: painfully honest library rigpig

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: painfully honest library rigpig

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: painfully honest library rigpig

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Supple internal respiration mediation

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: gedood persoon

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Fishy soul-stirring round eye

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Thirsty double fault

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: wonderful hall wrinkle

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: mildly autistic tanning salon haunted graveyard

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: mildly autistic tanning salon haunted graveyard

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Silver Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50070112)