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Will you watch my CA9 argument next week? "Swinging dicks" judge on panel (epah)
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:44 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT One of my judges is this fellow: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845118&mc=6&forum_id=2#top |
Date: June 1st, 2026 11:45 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49910820) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:52 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robinson patman act stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49911719) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:19 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to personal jurisdiction in CA.
(We've sued them under CA's Automatic Renewal Law for automatically renewing "Fans'" subscriptions to "Creators" without disclosing that it'll be a recurring charge. Our kindly elderly judge determined that they're not subject to Jx in CA because they hadn't "specifically targeted" California consumers) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Rose Boiling Water Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on internet minimum contacts? Just set up your site to not allow California IP addresses, like how when I take depos in red states now I have to use my imagination to jerk off because porn sites want my DL and birth certificate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49917027) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elderly judge who assumed that Orrick biglolyers probably know a lot about jurisdiction, so we should do what they say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49917032) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Spectacular cream university karate Are you going after the "creators" individually? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925493) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison The Creators did nothing wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925689) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:24 PM Author: Rose Boiling Water Might be the one time in history that class members would prefer an in-kind suck-n-fuck coupon settlement over whatever nominal $$ they'd otherwise get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49926483) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49917746) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison This is tomorrow guys FYI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49923044) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Flatulent piazza gaming laptop I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49923058) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll be pau by 9:30 at the latest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49923061) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Federal Self-absorbed Rehab Orrick v EPAH
Get your bets in now |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison epah by a mile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49923052) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:36 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even realize onlyfans has been around that long - i guess it pays to be an early adopter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49924087) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time of judgment it's going to be 10 years of all auto-renewals in CA. It'll be well over $1B by then. Unfortunately our only claim is under the UCL so it'll be a judge deciding, and obv he'll think of some way to pare it down, like perhaps to only the first renewal, and then say, "the user should have reviewed his cc statement and known better." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49924117) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49924129) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Flatulent piazza gaming laptop Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal jurisdiction issues in years and the deep analysis was both majestic and scholarly. I also thought that your short rebuttal that put the focus back on the subsequent conduct of the Defendant was superb. Laser focused. You came back into the ring like Mike Tyson and dropped the mic on that nerd lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925237) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have even posted it, it was so uneventful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925288) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Flatulent piazza gaming laptop You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you staying in SF for? I wish I was in SF today. It's hot as fuck here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925300) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed back to the airport (after coming in at 6:00 on a redeye). Can’t stand to be away from HI even for a minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925471) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:52 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping great report, sorry i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49926434) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Spectacular cream university karate What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigation? Do plaintiffs have a duty to mitigate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925494) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful" charges. We have Judge Breyer who is supposed to be unafraid of nuclear judgments, so we'll see what unfolds (there's surprisingly little caselaw as to whether at some point the consumer is required to review their charges and unsubscribe -- perhaps especially once they've first realized how it works) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49925699) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49926437) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Spectacular cream university karate This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. What other remedies are available? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49926443) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping fraud is fraud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49926552) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a person taking that moral view to conclude that it’s better for the pornographer to keep it than to give it back to the lonely masturbators and shut-ins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49926576) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:08 AM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison Just rewatched this. And realized that the case will likely be decided by the height transition from 18:16 to 18:30: https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?t=1096
Esp at 19:11, when the video guy is like, "whoa, this is a Tall Man," and has to adjust the camera.
Basically game over. |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:13 AM Author: Beady-eyed Station Pisswyrm That Tall Man is Cr and 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49966679) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 10:53 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping honestly i believe your scholarship carried the day here before you even need to get to height, lol at that dude's argument that there's no onlyfans contact/aiming/directing to california (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49972710) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 2:40 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison Big surprise; we won.
Height-of-lawyer theory remains undefeated. |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: Beady-eyed Station Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49972680) |
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Date: June 30th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping congrats. what happens next in the case, is there a pile of money as damages yet or is that the next step (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49972728) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:33 PM Author: jade bat-shit-crazy garrison This is just to establish that OF is subject to jurisdiction in CA. They've since changed their subscription process to more-or-less comply with the law, but there should still be tens of million$ in illegal charge$ that we can have refunded to the victims (minus 25% + costs). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49973861) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 7:21 PM Author: crawly parlor gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49974508) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: ungodly big stead EPAH represents the Simps
Hagens Berman represents the Creators. That’s the difference
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.1033777/gov.uscourts.cacd.1033777.1.0_1.pdf |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Lmao, HB bros literally free-riding on my victory. Buncha assholes over there actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50074094) |