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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
out-of-control coffee pot
  03/02/26
He poasts
Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/02/26
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Electric Sanctuary Pisswyrm
  03/02/26
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olive slap-happy stain
  03/09/26
I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/02/26
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Electric Sanctuary Pisswyrm
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
Stimulating talking cumskin
  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
Deranged depressive
  03/09/26
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olive slap-happy stain
  03/09/26
Because of ai?
Dark boyish liquid oxygen
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/02/26
What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gu...
Black Indian Lodge
  03/02/26
That would be doxing myself.
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/02/26
You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do...
Black Indian Lodge
  03/03/26
OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!
olive slap-happy stain
  03/09/26
I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. ...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/09/26
Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?...
Black Indian Lodge
  03/09/26
I like this area. What else is less gay?
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/09/26
wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you m...
Marvelous effete state
  03/09/26
Is anyone bringing in donuts?
jet-lagged gaped temple international law enforcement agency
  03/02/26
grindr?
racy marketing idea haunted graveyard
  03/02/26
Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. B...
Bisexual station
  03/03/26
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Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/09/26
cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finan...
Hideous cruel-hearted mediation
  03/09/26
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Provocative Rebellious Therapy Property
  03/09/26
i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now
Red Fanboi National Security Agency
  03/09/26
We are running around like headless chickens trying to show ...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/09/26
what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ...
Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/09/26
Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or cus...
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/09/26
wtf
Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant
  03/09/26
lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefit...
Territorial sick sneaky criminal national
  03/09/26
Like the gay lifestyle?
Bearded mauve principal's office multi-billionaire
  03/09/26
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olive slap-happy stain
  03/09/26
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racy marketing idea haunted graveyard
  03/09/26
But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?
olive slap-happy stain
  03/09/26
How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?
Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration
  03/15/26
Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.
Copper frozen old irish cottage stock car
  03/15/26
The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in bi...
vigorous amethyst private investor market
  03/15/26
I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former ...
Red Fanboi National Security Agency
  03/16/26


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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708329)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: out-of-control coffee pot

Size of company? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708352)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant

He poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708368)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Electric Sanctuary Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708376)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: olive slap-happy stain



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708370)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708371)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708373)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Electric Sanctuary Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708377)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708397)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708741)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708795)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49709895)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Stimulating talking cumskin

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49710922)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49710992)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Deranged depressive

CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728406)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: olive slap-happy stain



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Dark boyish liquid oxygen

Because of ai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708413)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708745)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Black Indian Lodge

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708767)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

That would be doxing myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49709384)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Black Indian Lodge

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49711118)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: olive slap-happy stain

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728511)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Black Indian Lodge

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728618)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

I like this area. What else is less gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729831)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Marvelous effete state

wow. everybody spends a little bit of time doing this. you must really be putting in the hours such that it would be outable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged gaped temple international law enforcement agency

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49708832)



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: racy marketing idea haunted graveyard

grindr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49709117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Bisexual station

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49710931)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728473)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Hideous cruel-hearted mediation

cr. Grindr is lean and jacked. 10% bodyfat looksmaxxed finance function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728533)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Provocative Rebellious Therapy Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728536)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Red Fanboi National Security Agency

i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729841)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728470)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728552)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Big-titted Diverse Nursing Home Legal Warrant

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728611)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Territorial sick sneaky criminal national

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728512)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Bearded mauve principal's office multi-billionaire

Like the gay lifestyle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728521)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: olive slap-happy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728539)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: racy marketing idea haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49729192)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: olive slap-happy stain

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49728522)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Avocado Aggressive Internal Respiration

How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49746612)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Copper frozen old irish cottage stock car

Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49746987)



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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: vigorous amethyst private investor market

The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.

2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.

2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49747030)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Red Fanboi National Security Agency

I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49747130)