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As a married man, I’d never cheat because it’s way too much effort

I already know I’d feel really guilty for doing it, so...
Maroon zippy dog poop ceo
  08/21/26
Chad can just get drunk on a business trip and some slut he ...
Internet-worthy violent crackhouse skinny woman
  08/21/26
Cr. My wife has accused my millions of times. But she ignore...
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As a married man, I’d never cheat because women are fu...
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Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit Ratface
  08/21/26
I feel this way about men. People in general really. For a t...
Jade Disgusting Box Office Faggot Firefighter
  08/21/26
can't argue with that.
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Got caught in my early 30’s. It’s 100% worth it....
Cerise Floppy Alpha
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TCR re T upkeep, Ivan Born Tall III. If you are not lifting ...
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Great poast. 5'11.5" here but this all checks out for m...
Purple Wonderful Pocket Flask
  08/21/26
Edging seems like the most epic waste of time and energy ima...
Cordovan indian lodge
  08/21/26
Youre wrong in the sense that everybody is different. Maybe ...
Cerise Floppy Alpha
  08/21/26
I've never liked the chase but I guess I see your point abou...
Cordovan indian lodge
  08/21/26
Real cheating does seem complicated, but for the price of a ...
Odious Slippery Party Of The First Part
  08/21/26
Where are these places? I only see ones that have old women....
Cerise Floppy Alpha
  08/21/26
They definitely exist but cost much more than 2 "fancy&...
Cordovan indian lodge
  08/21/26
There isn't anywhere in the states where getting a massage w...
rebellious immigrant corner
  08/22/26
guy who eats cheap pizza
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Out the pizza place that has sufficiently expensive pizza to...
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  08/23/26
guy looking down for joke
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(wifeguy)
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  08/21/26
i'd never cheat because i honestly think i couldn't get laid...
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  08/21/26
the problem is if pussy gets thrown at you, imagine some ex ...
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  08/21/26
Yes having pussy thrown at you presents a problem. Personall...
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  08/21/26
obviously fat balding lawyers are at lesser risk for such th...
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  08/21/26
Cr I wish all those blowjob givers would leave me alone
Glittery state
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This still sounds like a fantasy, especially if you are a ma...
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"it’s way too much effort" For you maybe
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You’ve woken up hung over morning after a wedding and...
Cerise Floppy Alpha
  08/22/26
Sounds like you made an OpSec mistake in there somewhere
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If you have a job that allows you to travel to different cit...
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Totally agree. With a full-on affair you always have the fea...
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Meanwhile most boomers & silent gen had entire second fa...
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This lmao. Social media and “phones” ruined it.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Maroon zippy dog poop ceo

I already know I’d feel really guilty for doing it, so that prevents me from cheating. But it also seems like too much work and stress to make it happen unless you’re a super chad. I’m not going to go on secret dates and put in work to convince a woman to fuck at age 45

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083626)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy violent crackhouse skinny woman

Chad can just get drunk on a business trip and some slut he met the same night will come back to the hotel room with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083633)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Lascivious gas station

Cr. My wife has accused my millions of times. But she ignores the fact I'm terrible at managing details for nearly every aspect in my life but somehow for this one topic I turn into James Bond. Lol she has also asked me about lol lol lol a fucking emotional affair...I assume this means dealing with some chicks bullshit but minus the sex.

Tbf if a guy cheats and wants to risk his family the most responsible thing would be to see a professional escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083647)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: electric saffron gay wizard cuck

As a married man, I’d never cheat because women are fucking awful. I've told my wife many times if we ever split up I'm never dating again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083658)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083673)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Jade Disgusting Box Office Faggot Firefighter

I feel this way about men. People in general really. For a true introvert dating is a waking nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083778)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: electric saffron gay wizard cuck

can't argue with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083862)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Cerise Floppy Alpha

Got caught in my early 30’s. It’s 100% worth it. Your T is through the roof. When approaching women you don’t care if they reject you because you have a wife and kids at home, so you come across as more confident. Your lifts in the gym are through the roof as your adrenaline is pumping that some 19 year old has a Snapchat masturbation video that you’re gonna open the second you get in your car.

There’s two types of cheating: full blown cheating and “edging”. Edging can still get your heart pumping when you realize “shit this 19 year old still thinks highly enough of me to entertain my bullshit.” Nothing wrong as a married man to do this as validation and then cut it off before your dick goes in her. It’s fun and you can recover a little better when caught bc you can always tell your wife “well I never actually did it.” It’ll still almost ruin the marriage but not as much as if you had a full blown affair.

But that chad thing is correct. As a 5’9 male with all my hair and a great face blue eyes and a mark whalberg physique, I still have to put effort in and the effort is what gets you caught. If I was 6’4 I could just walk into a bar breed her and never see her again.

But it can still be done if you’re not a chad. Not flame if you get rejected by 100 out of 100 women you’ll still be confident that I saw a beautiful girl, said to myself she’s mine and approached her even if I got rejected.

Cheating is a MUST to keep your T high into your 40’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083665)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Swollen Doctorate

TCR re T upkeep, Ivan Born Tall III. If you are not lifting heavy, getting regular cardio, eating right AND cheating on your wife w/ 18-24 year old chicks regularly in your 40s you can kiss your T goodbye. I want to STRESS that you cannot cheat with just any 18-24 year old chicks either. You need ones that are really going to pump your T high as possible. I recommend Latinas and potentially Dominicans. You’re not going to get the same T pump with a bratty boring white girl. Asian girl is going to do less for your T than just going to a baseball game by yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083685)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Medicated place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083701)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Cerise Floppy Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083804)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Cordovan indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084057)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Glittery state

Bourne not Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084115)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Milky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084148)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: sable shaky address mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084261)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Startling fragrant institution toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084987)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Purple Wonderful Pocket Flask

Great poast. 5'11.5" here but this all checks out for me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083704)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Cordovan indian lodge

Edging seems like the most epic waste of time and energy imaginable. All of the work with no payoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083766)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Cerise Floppy Alpha

Youre wrong in the sense that everybody is different. Maybe for you it’s a waste but youre not in HS anymore. If you fall into the trap of not being around young attractive women you wont upkeep your body and looks. It’s a huge T boost.

I fucked these chicks in my mid 30’s and almost lost my family. I still want the chase without the consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083801)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Cordovan indian lodge

I've never liked the chase but I guess I see your point about it helping you maintain your exercise routine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084045)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Odious Slippery Party Of The First Part

Real cheating does seem complicated, but for the price of a couple of fancy pizzas I can get a full service massage from a wide eyed 18 year old Asian chick who gets sopping wet from my BWC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083794)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Cerise Floppy Alpha

Where are these places? I only see ones that have old women. 18 year olds I would do in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083812)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Cordovan indian lodge

They definitely exist but cost much more than 2 "fancy" pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084053)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: rebellious immigrant corner

There isn't anywhere in the states where getting a massage with a happy ending or (and certainly not full-blown sex) costs you as much as a couple of fancy pizzas. That's going to cost you at least $200 just for the massage and the happy ending and going all the way will cost you 2-3x that much.

The only way you are getting sex under $100 is if you get a literal streetwalker.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084952)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Curious affirmative action goal in life

guy who eats cheap pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50085175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Cordovan indian lodge

Out the pizza place that has sufficiently expensive pizza to make this hypo work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50086599)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Curious affirmative action goal in life

guy looking down for joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50087577)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: sticky claret shrine love of her life

(wifeguy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083834)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: harsh drunken menage

i'd never cheat because i honestly think i couldn't get laid if my life depended on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50083874)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Offensive carnelian theatre trump supporter

the problem is if pussy gets thrown at you, imagine some ex that used to deepthroat the fuck out of you and doesn't even know where you live anymore hit you up just wanting to fuck because she's in town, that's where the trouble is, married men having full blown affairs are retards in this current day and age though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084064)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Swollen Doctorate

Yes having pussy thrown at you presents a problem. Personally this happens to me all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084089)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Offensive carnelian theatre trump supporter

obviously fat balding lawyers are at lesser risk for such things, but even then it can happen, I've had this situation occur and I'm not even rich or tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084094)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Glittery state

Cr I wish all those blowjob givers would leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084118)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: rebellious immigrant corner

This still sounds like a fantasy, especially if you are a married man with kids in your late 30s or 40s. Your ex from a decade ago calls you out of nowhere to have no strings attached to sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084925)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Vibrant plaza gaping

"it’s way too much effort"

For you maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084272)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 4:40 AM
Author: Cerise Floppy Alpha

You’ve woken up hung over morning after a wedding and reach for your phone and go out to the living room and your wife is holding it with tears in her eyes and your three kids (we have 5 now) have their shoes on because she’s going to leave you after finding 5 years of your shenanigans?

Then she goes to your sisters house crying and calls the just turned 20 year old light skinned white girl looking Latina who you’ve been banging for a year and a half and even though the chick swore to you “if we’re ever caught ill deny it to the death” but one second of your wife’s terrifying voice on the phone causes her to spill all the beans for 45 minutes?

I got away with hiding this shit for FIVE YEARS then one fuckin slip up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084701)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Vibrant plaza gaping

Sounds like you made an OpSec mistake in there somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50085966)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: rebellious immigrant corner

If you have a job that allows you to travel to different cities I can understand hiring a prostitute every now and then but having a full-blown affair seems foolish.

The lying, the deception, having to find places to meet up, getting hotels and the second telephone (and assuming your spouse doesn't look at your bank transactions and ask why you are booking hotels so often).

Then if you get caught, you are likely looking at a divorce, losing a lot of money in the process, disappointing your wife and ruining your relationship with your kids.

On top of that you have the stress of potentially getting caught hanging over your head. Is new pussy worth all that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084945)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: electric saffron gay wizard cuck

i would totally fuck prostitutes on the reg if it were legal and regulated. no way i'm getting involved with some other woman though, one is enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50085031)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: rebellious immigrant corner

Totally agree. With a full-on affair you always have the fear that your wife could find out and also the fear that your mistress could catch feelings and get in contact with your wife. I don't need that type of stress in my life.

Honestly, even getting a prostitute is expensive and risky. Getting an attractive prostitute from a reputable service where you don't have to worry about testing operation to catch Johns is going to cost you $500+ every single time. Is getting a nut off worth that much?

Also, you have to hope your wife never asks why you are withdrawing that much money from ATM. The most I would do is a happy ending after massage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50085123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Orange thriller selfie

Meanwhile most boomers & silent gen had entire second families the other didn’t know or care about and everyone was happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084976)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Cerise Floppy Alpha

This lmao. Social media and “phones” ruined it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50084984)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: drab step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50085049)



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Date: August 23rd, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Purple Wonderful Pocket Flask



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