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Doug Flutie, who is 5'10", towering over Dave Portnoy

https://x.com/qpe/status/2019194703858790706
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
portnoy is legit 5'1" ish i'm not exaggerating
Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond
  02/05/26
look how he runs https://x.com/DschlopesIsBack/status/201...
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
i talk a lot about how the removal of malthusian pressures h...
Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond
  02/05/26
i don't understand how this kike isn't mocked out of the pub...
Cracking Point Kitty
  02/05/26
i mean i'm not at all convinced that his "companies&quo...
Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond
  02/05/26
so much of jewish success is just endless propping up by oth...
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
Exactly. WTF is "Barstool Sports", lol. He obv...
chartreuse bawdyhouse
  02/05/26
...
Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond
  02/05/26
He sold Barstool to an online sportsbook and they basically ...
vivacious school cafeteria
  02/05/26
...
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
Somehow his joy at the end is the worst part of that clip.
territorial station brethren
  02/06/26
hail Flutie, hail our people
violet address blood rage
  02/05/26
I dont understand how he convinced so many frat bros to foll...
Heady Stag Film Azn
  02/05/26
My recollection is there was a phase where their main driver...
milky thirsty potus preventive strike
  02/06/26
Hey fuck that little Jew or whatever. But seriously, what is...
House-broken double fault immigrant
  02/05/26
is this a serious question?
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
I'm about 5'7.5" barefoot. Mystery meat whitish present...
House-broken double fault immigrant
  02/05/26
Not true you didn’t.
trip magenta menage
  02/05/26
Didn't what? Fuck 100+ white bitches? MF it would have be...
House-broken double fault immigrant
  02/05/26
tl;dr
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
GTFO of USA foreigner scum. I'm with you on the genocide ...
House-broken double fault immigrant
  02/05/26
sorry can't hear a thing from down there
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
Do you think for 1 fucking millisecond you would be on your ...
House-broken double fault immigrant
  02/05/26
Wha? Huh? Yes I'm on my feet the connection is bad
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
I didn't know about this height obsession until I started po...
cobalt titillating cuckold
  02/05/26
Whether this is or not, I believe it is because it makes the...
Puce affirmative action cumskin
  02/05/26
To be fair, "I have a brilliant white brain in a bas...
mind-boggling university black woman
  02/06/26
...
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/06/26
imagine catching this goblin poisoning the village well
Plum business firm
  02/05/26
Height is 100000% preferable to portnoy money. Height is the...
trip magenta menage
  02/05/26
Because portney would give every penny he has to not be a li...
Cracking Point Kitty
  02/05/26
...
Blathering state
  02/06/26
That picture is obviously fake. Portnoy is a Jock.
Blathering state
  02/05/26
https://x.com/grok/status/2019288910174605586
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
He normally stands on his tip toes in photos https://www....
Citrine concupiscible multi-billionaire toilet seat
  02/05/26
it must be tiring to constantly be thinking about that shit
french aromatic orchestra pit
  02/05/26
the one with the midget is 180
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen
Hilarious fragrant locus
  02/06/26
Jews who sound like he does confuse me. Him and Michael Rapa...
Abusive Chestnut Striped Hyena Mad Cow Disease
  02/05/26
doug flutie is more like 5'8"
marvelous theater
  02/05/26
TDNW-free thread
Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes
  02/05/26
Flutie is 5'9, not 5'10. Just sayin' haha.
vibrant violent gas station depressive
  02/05/26
I never even thought he was "billed" at 5'10
boyish legal warrant
  02/05/26
This is why barefoot height is an important metric. Athletes...
vibrant violent gas station depressive
  02/06/26
There are internet posters like this too. I just assume they...
boyish legal warrant
  02/06/26
At Flutie’s age he’s lost at least an inch maybe...
Excitant french chef step-uncle's house
  02/05/26
holy fuck
passionate walnut mental disorder hairy legs
  02/05/26
Check out Flutie's knuckles and fingers. They must have all...
Jade private investor
  02/05/26
So Flutie supports the Pats despite having his best years in...
bateful iridescent kitchen
  02/05/26
Everyone is sick of the fucking Bills.
Blathering state
  02/05/26
Fuck the Pats.
bateful iridescent kitchen
  02/05/26
His best years were in Canada. The real question is whether ...
bronze exciting indian lodge
  02/05/26
Is this guy literally a Jew who somehow made gambling legal ...
boyish legal warrant
  02/05/26
He’s going to be a hairy hobbit of an old man
Contagious rambunctious prole
  02/05/26
Whoa. Wtf.
Mildly autistic filthpig haunted graveyard
  02/05/26
No exaggeration looks like two homeless alcoholics
Big new version
  02/06/26


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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

https://x.com/qpe/status/2019194703858790706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649078)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond

portnoy is legit 5'1" ish

i'm not exaggerating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649087)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

look how he runs

https://x.com/DschlopesIsBack/status/2018909051275390981

these kikes are subhuman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649097)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond

i talk a lot about how the removal of malthusian pressures has resulted in the existence of billions of "humans" who would have otherwise never existed at all because they are so genetically malfunctioning and defective

portnoy is a prime example of one of these people. he's not even intelligent like many jews. he's bad at literally everything except psychopathically scamming, which would have gotten him summarily killed before the modern era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649105)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Cracking Point Kitty

i don't understand how this kike isn't mocked out of the public square. why is he allowed to have any reach?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5rwRm0sWX8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649110)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond

i mean i'm not at all convinced that his "companies" are actually profitable, or that anyone actually watches/participates in "barstool sports" (i don't even know wtf it is)

i think it's just yet another astroturfed jewish fraud operation. very similar to bari weiss's "podcast" and "blog" and "magazine" or whatever that she used to have before CBS. nobody read or listened to any of that stuff. really, like actually no one. but it still got fraudulently propped up and inflated by the rest of the jewish mafia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649134)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

so much of jewish success is just endless propping up by other jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649166)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: chartreuse bawdyhouse

Exactly. WTF is "Barstool Sports", lol.

He obviously pays the NY Post to run stories about him (and he's not the only one doing that) and somehow maybe makes it back on Youtube views or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649171)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Splenetic Curious Meetinghouse Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649256)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria

He sold Barstool to an online sportsbook and they basically gave it back to him, pretty shrewd tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649865)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649117)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: territorial station brethren

Somehow his joy at the end is the worst part of that clip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650380)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: violet address blood rage

hail Flutie, hail our people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649089)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Heady Stag Film Azn

I dont understand how he convinced so many frat bros to follow him. jewish magic indeed...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649106)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: milky thirsty potus preventive strike

My recollection is there was a phase where their main driver of traffic and relevance was a quick, keen eye for hot college girls’ posts on social media and ability to aggregate and boost their own content via online allies. It helped that this was concurrent with the major shift away from professionally produced porn toward amateur content. Millennials were so weirdly obsessed with the idea that the internet meant that anyone could be famous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650623)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: House-broken double fault immigrant

Hey fuck that little Jew or whatever. But seriously, what is this fucking obsession the young dorks have with being taller that someone? It must be because they have grown up online playing video games and live in a fantasy world. I don't get it. So what. He is a Jew who made millions doing Jew fraud shit. Who cares if you are taller than him in real life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649126)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

is this a serious question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649164)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: House-broken double fault immigrant

I'm about 5'7.5" barefoot. Mystery meat whitish presenting in this fucking menudo in modern day USA. But with pure Deep South slave genetics on my mother's side.

I literally fucked 100+ white girls mostly for sport before getting married in my early 40's (was with her since about 38 so the 100+ I have fucked was before that).

I have Slave athleticism. Do I wish I were 6'? Sure, I probably would have played pro sports. If I hadn't grown up in a two bit rural area in the Deep South and been exposed to wrestling or soccer, I probably could have done those sports at the very highest level with my body.

But if one of these goofy, non athletic MF'ers think they are going to 'mog' me, I will straight chimp out upside your head. I've been a half breed long before it was acceptable and grew up hard. Way different than some athletic "presenting" geek Jew 5'7" twink like CSLG. I could fucking press 225 21 times at 16. And I didn't even fucking workout with "weights" or any of that fag shit people think makes you hard. I grew up hauling pulpwood in the heat, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649292)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: trip magenta menage

Not true you didn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649302)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: House-broken double fault immigrant

Didn't what? Fuck 100+ white bitches?

MF it would have been 300 if I didn't have a white brain in a Nig body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649307)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

tl;dr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649306)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: House-broken double fault immigrant

GTFO of USA foreigner scum.

I'm with you on the genocide in Gaza tho. We can be bros on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649312)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

sorry can't hear a thing from down there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649355)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: House-broken double fault immigrant

Do you think for 1 fucking millisecond you would be on your feet if you popped off to me IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649362)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

Wha? Huh? Yes I'm on my feet the connection is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649364)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: cobalt titillating cuckold

I didn't know about this height obsession until I started poasting here. I don't recall it at all in highschool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649484)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Puce affirmative action cumskin

Whether this is or not, I believe it is because it makes the world good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649530)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 2:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling university black woman

To be fair,

"I have a brilliant white brain in a based super athletic mulatto body (honestly I could have gone pro seriously guys no really I'm serious about that), oh also btw I used to sportfuck tons of women before I got married to my awesome wife who I love, so I can't w-- wait sorry, I forget, what were we talking about again?"

Lmao just shut the fuck up you lame stupid faggot. You're a 45 year old blown out nigger bragging about gay bullshit to total strangers on a dying message board. Just stop, this thread is about how we need to exterminate all short Jews (which is an important topic) and not about you and your gay life, so just shut the fuck up with all of this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650291)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650530)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Plum business firm

imagine catching this goblin poisoning the village well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649179)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: trip magenta menage

Height is 100000% preferable to portnoy money. Height is the supreme nougat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649297)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking Point Kitty

Because portney would give every penny he has to not be a little hobbit. at the extreme ends of the dating market, an inch of height is worth way more than $1 million. A 6'1 bartender with $0 NW absolutely slaughters a 5'1 jew with $12 million...even the girls he gets are laughing at him behind his back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649321)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Blathering state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650588)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Blathering state

That picture is obviously fake. Portnoy is a Jock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649169)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

https://x.com/grok/status/2019288910174605586

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649173)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Citrine concupiscible multi-billionaire toilet seat

He normally stands on his tip toes in photos

https://www.reddit.com/r/briannachickenfrsnark/comments/1gltuqr/dave_portnoy_making_fun_of_zacks_height_in_diss/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649176)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: french aromatic orchestra pit

it must be tiring to constantly be thinking about that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649193)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

the one with the midget is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649198)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: Hilarious fragrant locus

this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650370)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Abusive Chestnut Striped Hyena Mad Cow Disease

Jews who sound like he does confuse me. Him and Michael Rapaport probably hang out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649301)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: marvelous theater

doug flutie is more like 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649305)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Useless Brakes

TDNW-free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649335)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: vibrant violent gas station depressive

Flutie is 5'9, not 5'10. Just sayin' haha.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649375)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: boyish legal warrant

I never even thought he was "billed" at 5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649603)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: vibrant violent gas station depressive

This is why barefoot height is an important metric. Athletes wear shoes that are bulky or with an enhanced heel, and since many of these guys are dumb as rocks they think it makes them Taller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650368)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:46 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

There are internet posters like this too. I just assume they are teetering on the edge of madness and have lost their grip on reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49650377)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Excitant french chef step-uncle's house

At Flutie’s age he’s lost at least an inch maybe two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649460)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: passionate walnut mental disorder hairy legs

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649473)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Jade private investor

Check out Flutie's knuckles and fingers. They must have all been smashed to bits at different times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649508)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: bateful iridescent kitchen

So Flutie supports the Pats despite having his best years in Buffalo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649518)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Blathering state

Everyone is sick of the fucking Bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649615)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: bateful iridescent kitchen

Fuck the Pats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649827)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: bronze exciting indian lodge

His best years were in Canada. The real question is whether he supports the Stampeders or the Argonauts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649876)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: boyish legal warrant

Is this guy literally a Jew who somehow made gambling legal and skims off the top, enriching himself off of the labors of Low Proles and 85 IQ idiots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649608)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: Contagious rambunctious prole

He’s going to be a hairy hobbit of an old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649659)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic filthpig haunted graveyard

Whoa. Wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5831370&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49649885)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Big new version

No exaggeration looks like two homeless alcoholics

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