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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
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  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Scarlet sticky field
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
cream bbw
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
internet-worthy location shitlib
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Brass Unholy Tanning Salon Knife
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
cream bbw
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Brass Unholy Tanning Salon Knife
  02/22/12
u jelly
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  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Scarlet sticky field
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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Scarlet sticky field
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
disturbing organic girlfriend
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
copper outnumbered police squad
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Salmon Exciting Area Preventive Strike
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Scarlet sticky field
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
jet-lagged heady fat ankles
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
disturbing organic girlfriend
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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Scarlet sticky field
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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Arousing Sweet Tailpipe
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
disturbing organic girlfriend
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
violet nubile twinkling uncleanness state
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Salmon Exciting Area Preventive Strike
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Twisted Zombie-like Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
comical menage
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At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: disturbing organic girlfriend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Supple Dragon Ticket Booth



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: cream bbw

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Scarlet sticky field

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: cream bbw

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy location shitlib

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Brass Unholy Tanning Salon Knife

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: cream bbw

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Brass Unholy Tanning Salon Knife

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: cream bbw

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Razzle Resort Associate

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Scarlet sticky field



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: bateful light boiling water windowlicker

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Scarlet sticky field



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: disturbing organic girlfriend

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: copper outnumbered police squad

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Salmon Exciting Area Preventive Strike

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Scarlet sticky field

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged heady fat ankles

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Scarlet sticky field

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: disturbing organic girlfriend

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Scarlet sticky field



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: sable soul-stirring striped hyena



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Trip Buff Athletic Conference Set

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Twisted Zombie-like Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: disturbing organic girlfriend

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: provocative narrow-minded regret

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Scarlet sticky field



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: big bearded water buffalo

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Scarlet sticky field

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Arousing Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: disturbing organic girlfriend

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: thriller keepsake machete

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: violet nubile twinkling uncleanness state



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: violet nubile twinkling uncleanness state

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Salmon Exciting Area Preventive Strike

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Twisted Zombie-like Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: thriller keepsake machete

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Scarlet sticky field



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: comical menage

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: maroon stock car liquid oxygen

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Twisted Zombie-like Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: thriller keepsake machete



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: crystalline site



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Author: Aqua locale prole



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Sapphire aphrodisiac public bath



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: provocative narrow-minded regret

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: excitant trust fund

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Sapphire aphrodisiac public bath



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Author: Passionate Personal Credit Line Tank



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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