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curious plaza
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swashbuckling splenetic hospital
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Maniacal motley dingle berry
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Pale kitty cat incel
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pontificating comical blood rage messiness
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*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
Trip hell
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Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor
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curious plaza
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Indigo lay old irish cottage
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thirsty exciting ape
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180 to you
Indigo lay old irish cottage
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Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor
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Puce orchestra pit police squad
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Juan Eighty
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Maniacal motley dingle berry
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mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed
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mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed
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mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed
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maroon factory reset button
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exhilarant cruise ship toilet seat
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: curious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#29019760)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling splenetic hospital

Rofl

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: Maniacal motley dingle berry



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Excitant office pocket flask



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: sick stock car



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: maroon factory reset button



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Pale kitty cat incel



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: pontificating comical blood rage messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Trip hell

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: thirsty exciting ape

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: sick stock car



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: curious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30016901)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Puce orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39098217)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: disgusting vivacious stage



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: cerebral newt native



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Charismatic Fuchsia Home Indirect Expression



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: thriller aquamarine meetinghouse



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Indigo lay old irish cottage



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: thirsty exciting ape



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Indigo lay old irish cottage

180 to you

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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Cobalt Insane School Cafeteria Mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#29020559)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: Ungodly Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: exhilarant cruise ship toilet seat



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: sick stock car



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: purple frisky wagecucks



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: burgundy sandwich house



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Puce orchestra pit police squad



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: ocher boltzmann



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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Medicated doobsian indian lodge wrinkle



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:55 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Offensive fragrant casino



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Maniacal motley dingle berry



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: buff useless brakes university

Lol

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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: 180 Beta Party Of The First Part Theatre

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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: maroon factory reset button



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: mildly autistic cruel-hearted nursing home half-breed



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: navy deep halford step-uncle's house



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: green tanning salon new version



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: exhilarant cruise ship toilet seat

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: curious plaza

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy self-absorbed parlour gunner



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Hairless site liquid oxygen



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: unhinged chapel tank



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: Carmine flickering trust fund area

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: tan property



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: cerebral newt native



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: cerebral newt native



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: cerebral newt native



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: .,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.: (✅🍑)




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