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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Gay domesticated pit
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
marvelous theater stage
  04/18/25
Cr.
Territorial medicated church travel guidebook
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Motley church building
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Titillating Jew Toilet Seat
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
talented puppy
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
zombie-like outnumbered lodge mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
big lay famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
big lay famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
...
aquamarine tattoo
  04/18/25
...
impertinent international law enforcement agency candlestick maker
  08/17/26
...
Flickering Sneaky Criminal Plaza
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
slimy national wrinkle
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
startled public bath roommate
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
startled public bath roommate
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
aquamarine tattoo
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
startled public bath roommate
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
startled public bath roommate
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Henna aphrodisiac set
  04/18/25
jfc goys
startled public bath roommate
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
aquamarine tattoo
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Violent Infuriating University Karate
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
aquamarine tattoo
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Violent Infuriating University Karate
  04/18/25
...
exciting mexican library
  08/17/26
...
exciting mexican library
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Flesh double fault water buffalo
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Flesh double fault water buffalo
  04/18/25
...
flirting rehab
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
startled public bath roommate
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/18/25
...
Flickering Sneaky Criminal Plaza
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Sapphire school cafeteria
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Violent Infuriating University Karate
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Indigo factory reset button
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Indigo factory reset button
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
marvelous theater stage
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Indigo factory reset button
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Indigo factory reset button
  08/17/26
...
exciting mexican library
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
big lay famous landscape painting
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Indigo factory reset button
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
big lay famous landscape painting
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Indigo factory reset button
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
big lay famous landscape painting
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Indigo factory reset button
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Multi-colored State Goyim
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Indigo factory reset button
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Multi-colored State Goyim
  08/17/26
...
Haunting Gaped Center
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Flesh double fault water buffalo
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Indigo factory reset button
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Flesh double fault water buffalo
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Motley church building
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Indigo factory reset button
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Gay domesticated pit

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: marvelous theater stage

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Territorial medicated church travel guidebook

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Motley church building

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Titillating Jew Toilet Seat

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: talented puppy

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: zombie-like outnumbered lodge mad-dog skullcap

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: big lay famous landscape painting

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: big lay famous landscape painting

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: aquamarine tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: impertinent international law enforcement agency candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Flickering Sneaky Criminal Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: slimy national wrinkle

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: startled public bath roommate

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: startled public bath roommate

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: aquamarine tattoo

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: startled public bath roommate

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: startled public bath roommate

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Henna aphrodisiac set

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: startled public bath roommate

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: aquamarine tattoo

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Violent Infuriating University Karate

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: aquamarine tattoo

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Violent Infuriating University Karate

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: exciting mexican library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: exciting mexican library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Flesh double fault water buffalo

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Flesh double fault water buffalo

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: flirting rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: startled public bath roommate

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Flickering Sneaky Criminal Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Sapphire school cafeteria

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Violent Infuriating University Karate

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: marvelous theater stage

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: exciting mexican library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: big lay famous landscape painting

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: big lay famous landscape painting

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: big lay famous landscape painting

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Multi-colored State Goyim

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored State Goyim

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Haunting Gaped Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Flesh double fault water buffalo

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Flesh double fault water buffalo

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Motley church building

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Indigo factory reset button

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073656)