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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM Author: vigorous field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048451) |
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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM Author: thirsty pit boltzmann Equally retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44994540) |
Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Bright arousing death wish Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048462) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM Author: Cocky Ruby Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048791) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM Author: charismatic deranged travel guidebook I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048465) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: vigorous field Are you male? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048471) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: charismatic deranged travel guidebook yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM Author: vigorous field Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048495) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: charismatic deranged travel guidebook lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.
But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM Author: thriller associate do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048473) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: vigorous field No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048488) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM Author: thriller associate but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048498) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM Author: vigorous field In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048502) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM Author: henna marketing idea newt sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048484) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM Author: vigorous field >sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.
Or else what?
>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.
Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza. |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM Author: henna marketing idea newt they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.
i eat good pizza all the time. |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM Author: vigorous field Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048581) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM Author: henna marketing idea newt not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048603) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM Author: comical church water buffalo i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048490) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM Author: vigorous field I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048511) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM Author: Cerebral brilliant church building preventive strike ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048536) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM Author: vigorous field Many fat accusations flying around the bort today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048550) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM Author: pea-brained orchestra pit useless brakes sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048639) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM Author: iridescent stirring ticket booth Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048755) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM Author: Soul-stirring disturbing faggot firefighter cutting burger in half isn't even that bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048764) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM Author: Cocky Ruby Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048788) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM Author: charismatic deranged travel guidebook Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048765) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM Author: vigorous field (guy who does both) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048771) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM Author: Soul-stirring disturbing faggot firefighter stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048786) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM Author: Seedy dilemma alpha 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048805) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM Author: Aromatic Cruise Ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21074858) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: cream fat ankles station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48714206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: cordovan volcanic crater When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048794) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: vigorous field What about other burgers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048798) |
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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: cordovan volcanic crater The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21048818) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM Author: deep awkward pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38483225) |
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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: Cocky Ruby Hissy Fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#21074852) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM Author: deep awkward pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38483221) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM Author: Up-to-no-good geriatric casino therapy I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38483223) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM Author: Lavender Degenerate Knife cr both are fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38483243) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM Author: spruce zombie-like juggernaut lay Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38483262) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM Author: Lavender Degenerate Knife Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime
Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1 |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: excitant lettuce space Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.
should never be “saved” under any circumstances |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: cream fat ankles station lol kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48714213) |
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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM Author: mustard dysfunction nibblets This is how civilized gentlemen eat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38483284) |
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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM Author: Costumed Spectacular Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44994534) |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM Author: Cheese-eating kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#47888876) |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM Author: Supple stain Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#47888880) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM Author: dull regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48119809) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Walnut multi-colored pocket flask lodge i dont eat either because im not a slob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48119829) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: excitant lettuce space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48714195) |
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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: bronze masturbator Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48714418) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: learn to benchod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49721526) |